My mom

Hahahahaha! I'll trade you.

Hym "My mom treated me like a deterministic machine my entire life. If you told me you lit her on fire I'd ask you how much she left me."

by Hym Iam August 14, 2023

Designated mom

Someone who is responsible in a group of people that are going to party.

Bro, Nick is the designated mom, he doesn’t drink and he always checks up on Josh making sure he isn’t taking home a 2.

by Bex_NineLives April 8, 2023

Ur mom

Ur mom is ur mom

Example: “ Guess what , ur mom . . .

by Kitty_ CattySZ April 9, 2023

Up in ur mom

When your friend asks you where you are, say this,

Friend: Where are you?
You: I'm up in ur mom

by KoRnbandfan April 10, 2023

IANS Mom

The woman with the biggest juciest ass in the world. When she walks, people see basketballs. It is almost as big as sammys.

Damn, that girl looks like Ians mom

by asdfhjkl1456sxcvbnm April 11, 2023

your mom

a parent for their son or daughter

your mom is so ugly that her husband left her for their daughter

by ily.cartii April 14, 2023

Womb moms day

It is the day of the mothers, whose baby’s are still in the mothers womb. The nurturing mother still deserves a celebration for gods sake.

When someone’s baby is still in the womb on Mother’s Day / you: well that’s why I celebrate “womb moms day” on may 15th? For mothers who’s baby is still in the womb dumb fuck😂

by Breddded April 16, 2023