It wasn't ever the retard. You just want to be able to invoke him to say that I'm not better than everyone. So you are doing what you do to retards and giving him more credit than he deserves UPTO AND INCLUDING credit that belongs to me.
Hym "No I am that guy from earlier. You want me to do something I don't have to do and you are going to pay a price for trying to make me to it."
by Hym Iam July 12, 2025

A big guy with a cool hat, just look at his hate.
His weapon is Sasha and costs four hundred thousand dollars to fire this weapon, for twelve seconds.
His weapon is Sasha and costs four hundred thousand dollars to fire this weapon, for twelve seconds.
Scout: Maybe eat a salad next time, heavy weapons guy, ya fatty
Heavy: Shut up scout, Spy is your dad
Heavy: Shut up scout, Spy is your dad
by Broman memedude March 21, 2023

Guy is a name given to a special type of peoples most of the times they will act like an idiot BUT sometimes they can be really good friends
guys can sometime do very VERY stupid thing even if they are smart
guys are baseicly weird type of ppls that sometimes act like an aliens
guys are the type of peoples that being called jerks a lot of times
No one knows why the guys are acting like that but be sure that one day some one will understand what is happening with their mind
Most of the times peoples call Guy a Gay
guys can sometime do very VERY stupid thing even if they are smart
guys are baseicly weird type of ppls that sometimes act like an aliens
guys are the type of peoples that being called jerks a lot of times
No one knows why the guys are acting like that but be sure that one day some one will understand what is happening with their mind
Most of the times peoples call Guy a Gay
by martiBackty June 18, 2021

Guys that go "poof" out of nowhere. You meet them and they are amazing or so you think, and you really hit it off. They text you and maybe even call you. Then they just disappear off the face of the planet. Never to talk to you or see you again. No explanation. They are either douchebags, or they didn't get what they wanted, or they used you and are onto the next unsuspecting girl.
That guy never called me back! Everything was going great, then he was gone! he's one of those "poof guys."
by SFisbetterthanchicago August 26, 2013

by IAmTheDanger,Skyler March 13, 2022

(Noun) A person, usually of the male persuasion, that, in most cases, works the salad station in any given restaurant, but while doing so, still lives with his parents or another close family member(s). In his position, he does his best to befriend his co-workers/associates before inevitably snaking in and sleeping with their girlfriends.
A Salad Guy may have the following qualities: age 27+, no car, estranged children with multiple women, a current or former drug habit, unreliable for work and/or social commitments, history of infidelity, and finally, portrays all the typical qualities of an all around douche bag.
A Salad Guy may have the following qualities: age 27+, no car, estranged children with multiple women, a current or former drug habit, unreliable for work and/or social commitments, history of infidelity, and finally, portrays all the typical qualities of an all around douche bag.
by TheBaldBartender June 2, 2018
