Job central

A way to tell someone they don’t have a job

Jack: I love fortnite, it’s my entire life
Griffin: job central just called, they’ve never heard of you

by CandyCaneGod November 14, 2023

three knuckle hook job

To analy violate someone, willfully or otherwise, to the third knuckle of your middle finger.

The guy wouldnt pay up, so Paulie took him out back and gave him a three knuckle hook job.

by EZyaytez March 30, 2008

blow job

Slang term for pressure washing something, usually a vehicle.

"I went to Joes house gave me a blow job"

by cockballer May 26, 2024

Trump-Job

A Trump-job can refer to multiple different actions.

(1) The act of giving a handjob to a shriveled, old micro penis, while wearing a MAGA hat. Persons giving a Trump-Job form their hand into a white-power symbol, which fully encapsulates the racist micro penis with an extravagant amount of room to spare. These people are most often blonde, or closeted and self-loathing.

(2) A predictably failed business venture or political career, in which a person, with unscrupulous, unethical and ignorant ownership and management techniques devastates and ruins the business, country, employees and clients.

I would very dearly love to share the identities of people who have given a Trump-Job, but, alas, I am precluded from doing so by an NDA (a non-disclosure agreement).

by Indianasucks August 16, 2018

Boy-job

Having a sexual intercourse with a premature human male

Cheer up, Reverend Bill! Think a nice little boy-job will change colours of your day!

by buhlo_666 October 4, 2017

karate job

It is what happens when a girl wraps her karate belt around your dick and then smash it in half using only her hand.

Hey Kristine gave me a Karate Job last night. She's a black so it was really a huge hit and now I have a huge plaster on my dick.

by NigaPipeZ November 8, 2013

Cool job.

Someone who doesn't have a cool job.

Cool job.

by Baxter Sockman March 24, 2011