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pat job

The act of bringing someone to climax using an open hand patting their genitals over their clothing.
Who's a guy gotta give a pat job to in order to get into this club?

Under the blanket, over the pants, he came with a pat job in the movie theater.
by UTBOTPHJ December 21, 2016
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Jet Job

Verb-to receive oral sex from a water jet in a pool/Jacuzzi etc.
Commonly refered to as "JJ" relative to the term "BJ"
Man, that Jacuzzi just gave me a Jet Job.
by Aquaphile June 14, 2017
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Swedish Snow Job

When one person uses a straw to blow cocaine up their partners ass hole.
You look like coffee just isn’t working. You could use a Swedish Snow Job!
by Agaveman April 23, 2024
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Top Job

Babe, I'm ready for my top job you promised.
by NO COOKIES WIFI December 3, 2018
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Mill-job

A mill-job is the act of sticking one’s genitalia into a fan, blender, grinder, or any other spinning mechanism either out of lust, curiosity, stupidity, or a lost bet.
“Yeah Jim bet me 20 dollars I wouldn’t stick my dick in a fan. Im 20 bucks richer but explaining what a mill-job is to the paramedics wasn’t fun.”
by TardoTheAssClown December 5, 2023
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job

job is the shy guy in the corner of the party type boy, but when you walk up to him and start talking with him, you will notice that he is the cutest, most handsome guy in the area.
girl 1: omg did you see job at the party last night.
girl 2: no i did not see him at all,
girl 1: omg he is so cute & sexy, o look here he come...
girl 1: faints
by 38dre4mz January 29, 2019
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Sis job

The female equivalent of a bro job. It's still heterosexual unlike two female partners eating each other out
Bruh I so wanted Anne and Sasha (from amphibia) to trade sis job(s) after their performance in Battle of the Bands
by Funnyclock301956 May 14, 2021
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