by Silentobserver021 September 26, 2018
Get the Freezer jobmug. by Collin102 January 11, 2020
Get the Nub jobmug. When a blowjob is so voracious that the person administering the oral favor is salivating tremendously.
Heidi gave me the wettest slobber job on Tuesday night that I had to wash my shorts three times. So much saliva.
by mikethewizard August 6, 2018
Get the Slobber jobmug. A sexual position in which the man places his penis between the woman's buttocks (no anal penetration) and rubs up and down until orgasm. A way of simulating intercourse without risking pregnancy and the woman's virginity.
by Nitrosimp January 20, 2024
Get the An Italian Jobmug. A ceremony you do to your wife to plaster her vagina shut when she decides she will have no more children. This is meant to be performed by the husband of the woman getting the Alabama Plaster Job
Steps
1. Get all of your male relatives to ejaculate into a cup (this can be done simultaneously or one at a time)
2. Measure the amount of semen you have, and thoroughly mix in an equal amount of Elmer's School Glue
3. When the glue and semen is mixed, boil it on a stove at medium to high temperature. We will now refer to the glue-semen mixture as glemen
4. Once the glemen is boiling, pour it over your wife's vagina which should plaster her vagina shut to block anything (such as a penis) from entering it again
5. Perform anal sex with the newly plastered woman to celebrate a successful Alabama Plaster Job
Steps
1. Get all of your male relatives to ejaculate into a cup (this can be done simultaneously or one at a time)
2. Measure the amount of semen you have, and thoroughly mix in an equal amount of Elmer's School Glue
3. When the glue and semen is mixed, boil it on a stove at medium to high temperature. We will now refer to the glue-semen mixture as glemen
4. Once the glemen is boiling, pour it over your wife's vagina which should plaster her vagina shut to block anything (such as a penis) from entering it again
5. Perform anal sex with the newly plastered woman to celebrate a successful Alabama Plaster Job
Johnny, make sure you don't masturbate this week, you want to provide plenty of semen for your cousin's Alabama Plaster Job next weekend.
by McMegaDeluxe April 12, 2020
Get the Alabama Plaster Jobmug. Did you hear about Stacy's first bong job? Daymmmmmmmmm! That girl is lucky she didn't dislocate her jaw!
by Sass1023 July 9, 2022
Get the bong jobmug. by Patriotguy420 January 27, 2023
Get the Whistle blow jobmug.