out john

When you get in the port-a-potty at the end of a long hot steamy summer day and she still gives you a blumpkin.

Man I heard she was a freak but didn't believe it till she gave me an out John at the festival.

by Sandy, AE, Sphinkter September 17, 2017

john

the funny short filipino guy in the group who everyone loves

someone: hey? have you seen a short filipino guy before?
me: ??? oh? you mean john? yea he's right here
john: I'm not short.

by therandomfilipino August 10, 2022

John Kennedy

A dumb joke two little kids made as a mockery of our friend from school looking like a presidential figure's grandson. John Kennedy

Hey dude look it's John Kennedy!

by I<3mitski January 18, 2022

john sigma

john sigma is someone who is a mid level sigma. noun

Wow that man is a john sigma

by doge7439286 February 24, 2025

john

john is a dickhead. he is unloyalw, untrustworthy and a fuckboy. he will date you for a few weeks, break up with you and 8 months later, chat you up again. he will make you feel special for a month or so, but then dump you like the time you spent together was nothing. ladies, do not date a john!

girl 1: hey is that your boyfriend? what's his name?
girl 2: john. he's so sweet :)
girl 1: nuh uh honey, you have to break up with him NOW!
girl 2: why?
girl 1: sis he's a J. his name begins with the letter J.

by agirlthatdatedaboynamedjohn June 5, 2020

John

Used to describe any generic object or person. Can replace a noun.

"Look at that John"
"I'm gonna make this John"

by Drake_neeta_max_ween January 15, 2025

John

a beautiful dude from unordinary, created by uru-chan. truly hotly amazing. and no im not an otaku

Arlo - "John you shit"
John - "oh look at this dumb fuck lmfao"

by john Chloe richelle eli oneli January 26, 2022