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poop

brown stuff that comes out of your ass or a word commonly used in 1st grader insults
ew my poop is red

your a poop!
by anonymous January 9, 2023
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poop

Poop
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by RandellWinkleSTL February 10, 2022
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Poop Hammock

When a male wears a thong in reverse so that his testicles can be shown, the back of the underwear is known as the poop hammock
While Ricky was running to the bathroom, he accidentally filled up his poop hammock.
by JizzWhiz September 4, 2022
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Wet Poop Deck

When a girl poops on your penis and then she proceeds to suck it clean off, leaving the penis soaking with saliva and her mouth full of shit
Bro me and my girl tried out “Wet Poop Decklast night, it was crazy.
by AnalDirtStache October 2, 2019
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totem poop

When two or more individuals use the restroom for taking a poop at the same time on the same toilet. One sits on the porcelain and the other/others sit upon each other’s laps and do their business between the legs of the individual beneath them. All with the goal of landing in the toilet.
Billy: “I totally have to take a shit!”
Frank: “oh man me too, but we only have the one bathroom!!”
Billy: “let’s just totem poop”
Frank: “awe man ok! Let’s do it!”
by RalphusFudge February 24, 2023
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Poop

Purple gooey substance that secretes from a type of Uranium commonly found on Uranus during it's rare summer season. Probes have been sent to analyze the substance, and apparently it tastes like proctologist-made chocolate.
The probe operator died upon learning that this Poop substance tastes like wonderful proctocolate.
by Izaacius Barfmanius April 28, 2023
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Poop

A very nice and amazing thing to eat
I love having poop for dinner
by The dumb bitch Elizabeth>:) February 25, 2020
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