Kim Jong Penis

Basically Kim Jong Un but with the head of a penis. The word is used as a mockery towards the dictator, and to North Koreans as a whole.

Kim Jong Penis is gonna nuke the United States!

by TheBiggestCucko November 19, 2018

Penis Fly Trap

When the penis becomes entrapped in the zipper of the pants during or after a sexual act because the wearer stuck their shaft through this ragged metal-teethed slot instead of fully removing this dangerous piece of clothing

"I was fucking this girl in my Honda, and my dick got caught in a Penis Fly Trap half way through."

by FireMuncher June 3, 2018

penis grabber 2000

I have no friends so this is the only way i can have fun with my nonexistent friends

I am a penis grabber 2000

by MyPickle123 August 21, 2022

Mongolian throat penis

When a girl does Mongolian throat singing and someone puts their dick in her throat

HOLY SHIT SHES DOING THE MONGOLIAN THROAT PENIS!!!!!

by Willy donka August 31, 2022

penis griddy ompalommpa

mom’s spaghetti

Who the hell is penis griddy ompalommpa

by Griddy penis November 5, 2022

Jamaican penis bush

Another name for weed

“Hey you wanna smoke some Jamaican penis bush.”

by Cartnite77 December 31, 2021

penis stuck in a door

This very painful thing happens when you slam the door, unaware your penis was there. And you scream in pain.

Innocent guy: *walks to the door
Innocent guy: *closes door*
Innocent guy: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Innocent guy: *mah dick fell off
Innocent guy: *dies from his penis stuck in a door*

by AStrunkMan69 May 23, 2022