Penis Butthole Fart

You stick your own penis in your butthole and fart it out.

John is into freaky stuff, he penis butthole farted plenty of times before

by CoolMe1 May 28, 2022

GAVINS MEGA PENIS

If your name is Gavin and Your Penis exceeds 14 inches you could consider yourself a True God in the Sheets.

" Hey bro! Did you hear that girl getting piped by Gavins Mega Penis "

" I wish my Chode was as big as Gavins Mega Penis "

by Gavin ctw June 23, 2021

Rip Van Penis

you put your dick in front of the pool jet and it rips your penis open (true story)

“I had to got to the hospital yesterday because i tried a Rip Van Penis.”

by sexington on twitter July 1, 2019

Penis Fly Trap

A beautiful woman who will draw you in and then suck the life out of you. Dear god don't let your friends fall prey to one of these.

"Watch out for that Penis Fly Trap. She'll ruin your damn life!"

by Jalapeno Rooster August 29, 2016

International Penis Day

A celebration that sounds absolutely fake, yet still exists.

"yo bro it's international penis day"
"excuse me?"

by atsa1ag083 March 15, 2021

Empty penis straw

The product of a Vienna sausage that has both ends bitten off and the meat from the inside vacuumed out

Kid: how are gonna explain to your mom why you only have the skin of the Vienna sausages left In your lunchbox
Me: I’ll tell her it’s an empty penis straw. Nobody wants to eat that shit

by Glubglubhewhispers May 3, 2018

james bonds penis

the largest penis that has ever been identified.

Jim: Have you seen James Bonds Penis?
Mel: Yeah, he fucking destroyed me last night and my pussy flaps tore off.

by Good Man May 14, 2017