Mongolian throat penis

When a girl does Mongolian throat singing and someone puts their dick in her throat

HOLY SHIT SHES DOING THE MONGOLIAN THROAT PENIS!!!!!

by Willy donka August 31, 2022

penis griddy ompalommpa

mom’s spaghetti

Who the hell is penis griddy ompalommpa

by Griddy penis November 5, 2022

Jamaican penis bush

Another name for weed

“Hey you wanna smoke some Jamaican penis bush.”

by Cartnite77 December 31, 2021

penis stuck in a door

This very painful thing happens when you slam the door, unaware your penis was there. And you scream in pain.

Innocent guy: *walks to the door
Innocent guy: *closes door*
Innocent guy: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Innocent guy: *mah dick fell off
Innocent guy: *dies from his penis stuck in a door*

by AStrunkMan69 May 23, 2022

Penis Butthole Fart

You stick your own penis in your butthole and fart it out.

John is into freaky stuff, he penis butthole farted plenty of times before

by CoolMe1 May 28, 2022

Ze penis burglar

It’s simply the penis burglar, we don’t know who he is or his motive or if it’s even a him. Simply ze penis burglar. Jonah hill

Yo bro phill I just got burged by ze penis burglar dude

by Ze Penis Burglar December 26, 2020

Cucumber penis pp

Cucumber penis pp is the pp that's wore by me, my pp was lost when in was playing natural disaster survival and it was sad sadder then ppl that got spied by matts pp my pp is not spy able it's a cucumber now now I cannot have sex with cb because he might eat it and he also divorced me

Cucumber penis pp is lost not funy because I'm a turtle

by detatchable cock February 4, 2021