ur mom

the greatest comeback ever

joe- “i fucked ur gf last night”
jeff- “ur mom”
joe- “damn 😢”

by mommy_mommy November 21, 2021

Mom cannibalism

Your mom understands why some animals eat their young ones.

"My mom can't be a cannibal lmao what you talking about"
ARE YOU SURE ABOUT THAT? 🤨🤨 *vsauce music intensifies*

Stay late at night and your best friend's gonna manifest the cannibalism in your mum
A large majority of children get eaten by their mum everyday if they don't sleep on time.

Listen to Urban dictionary. Listen to your mum. Have a good sleep schedule :)

"Omg it's 3 A.M. and I'm still awake lols"

"Your mom's gonna eat you up if you don't sleep, mom cannibalism exists"

by KnightDoesSomeRandomShit November 21, 2021

your mom

the most efficient way to answer any question. a much needed addition to gen z.

"guys what's answer to q3?"
"your mom

"what were you doing all day?"
"your mom"

"what should we eat?"
"your mom"

by qtqtqtqtq November 22, 2021

Your Mom

Usually used in a joking manner about sexual intercourse between a person and another person's mother

Person 1: "What have you been doing lately?"
Person 2: "Your mom."

by crackstepper November 1, 2021

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by your mom your mom November 2, 2021

mother mom

an unnamed mother
a female weirdo older than person using it

oh my god! It's mother mom!

by Pav Rissa November 2, 2021

vinns mom

the most sexiest thing you’ll ever see

vinns mom is so sexy

by okaybuddy69 November 2, 2021