the gods

the gods is a girl called maddie laddie and she saves people all the time, including the weekends xoxoxo. she has very good music taste too so hit her up <3

i had to do work this weekend but i couldnt, the gods saved me!

by wilbursootswife March 5, 2021

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By the Grace of God

Religious people luck

By the grace of god, sebrina was drunk and Lucifer was able to play smash with her otherwise he had no chance

by Professional retard dog January 23, 2024

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God's Pinch

Just another word for cramps.

FUCK! GOD'S PINCH! FUCKING GOD'S PINCH! FUCK ME! OHHH MY LEG! OH FUCK!!!!!

by BigGLizzy69 August 26, 2019

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Cello God

A person that supports the streamer ZanB on Twitch

Bro: "Brofist!"

Cello God: "Have a nice day."

by Sassy_Meowsissy July 18, 2018

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god loves you

the thing my mom said to me before sending me to him

"mom my tests came back i have autism"
"god loves you...*cocks shotgun*"

by cockmaster45 October 6, 2022

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'A good morning and God bless' is an act where a human takes a sh*t while eating breakfast and drinking coffee at the same time. Often people feel the sound of the bathroom fan is sooting while the coffee relaxes their bowels.

Hila: Ethan I need the bathroom! What are you doing?
Ethan: The good morning God bless Hila!
Hila: What!?
Ethan: It´s a good morning and God bless
Hila: What are you doing?
(Hila opens the door and finds Ethan on the toilet drinking coffee and eating breakfast)
Ethan: Hila do you just open det door while people take a sh*t!? I´m doing a good morning God bless! I need another 20 minutes at least.

Hila: (laughter)
Ethan: Whats so funny?

by H3H3Norway May 12, 2018

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