COVID Head
The worst blowjob you will ever receive. Given during the quarantine of 2020 by a woman who had the corona virus prior to said blowjob and worse than actually catching the corona virus itself. It includes, but isn't limited to, teeth which tear up the penis as well being digitally penetrated by at least one finger.
The worst blowjob you will ever receive. Given during the quarantine of 2020 by a woman who had the corona virus prior to said blowjob and worse than actually catching the corona virus itself. It includes, but isn't limited to, teeth which tear up the penis as well being digitally penetrated by at least one finger.
Matt: Hey T-Bone what's up?
T-Bone: Dude don't even get me started man I got the covid head yesterday and couldn't even nut.
Matt: One finger or two?
TBone: One, what the Fuck?
Matt: That's why you gotta stick with the holla jobs.
T-Bone: Dude don't even get me started man I got the covid head yesterday and couldn't even nut.
Matt: One finger or two?
TBone: One, what the Fuck?
Matt: That's why you gotta stick with the holla jobs.
by Ballzmahoney749 May 2, 2020
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by Nosbig May 3, 2020
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Get the mid head mug.Rappers and / or people who feel like their feet NEVER touch the ground by usually possessing a ridiculous sense of entitlement with little to no action meriting such sense.
That dude is such a Helium head. The only reason he has anything is because his rich daddy buys him everything.
This rapper is the biggest Helium head i have ever seen. Dude thinks he's hot shit just because he has like 800 FaceBook likes
This rapper is the biggest Helium head i have ever seen. Dude thinks he's hot shit just because he has like 800 FaceBook likes
by Casper (Origonally by Zero) October 26, 2012
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A coffee addict that has perceivable mental fluctuations due to the amount of caffeine they consume. This persons personality is deformed in a measurable way which is subjectively viewed as either a negative or positive due to outcomes from coffee fueled action. A coffee head may have tension comparable to an amphetamine addict and can act anxiously and become erratic before and after their addictions consumption.
This definition is written by a coffee head.
*note - Many coffee heads smoke cigarettes copiously.
* Also an issue of "darkhorse presents comics" which I stupidly gave to someone as payment for weed.
This definition is written by a coffee head.
*note - Many coffee heads smoke cigarettes copiously.
* Also an issue of "darkhorse presents comics" which I stupidly gave to someone as payment for weed.
*man Tony is a hardcore coffee head!
*Did you hear him ranting about teleportation for 15 minutes in the lunchroom?
*Yeah he was shaking...
*Do not go near him before he has his third cup.
*His eye twitches you know...
*Yeah I know but he gets the highest sales every month though, even beats Steve.
*Did you hear him ranting about teleportation for 15 minutes in the lunchroom?
*Yeah he was shaking...
*Do not go near him before he has his third cup.
*His eye twitches you know...
*Yeah I know but he gets the highest sales every month though, even beats Steve.
by Coffee Head September 6, 2013
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