Does God speak to you?

No. It doesn't. The guy ASKING whether or God speaks to you doesn't believe in God and the ANSWER to him was "Yes. God talks to you. It's your conscience. That's God."

Dr. JeepJorp "Does God speak to you?"

Hym "If you don't BELIEVE IN GOD AS AN ENTITY WITH AN INDEPENDENT WILL AND A CAPACITY FOR DISCOURSE... NO... It doesn't. Do you, Not-Dr. Jordan Peterson, BELIEVE... That your conscience... Is a guy? Because for you conscience... To BE God... It would have... To BE A GUY... Is that what you think is happening there Dr. Jordan Peterson? Your conscience is a guy talking to you. That's what you believe?"

by Hym Iam February 02, 2024

Gods of Smut

A very cringy organization full of people who have spent their entire lives on writing smut. Mainly residing in the BTS catagory. Although majority of what they write is fluff, they read some kinky shit. The best part of their existence on Wattpad is that they host THE God of Smut. Some call her Jungcock for her obsession with BTS but most of her friends call her 'Daddy'. They are truly above average in their beliefs of the Jibooty... honestly they are merely fanfiction writers with no reads and are willing to do anything to get some...

"Honestly the Gods of Smut are pretty stupid authors but fun to be friends with"

by Juancock the Jungcock October 29, 2018

guitar god

One who is best guitar player.

Steve Vai is a guitar god compared to Jared dines

by Goodnhammerd May 17, 2022

Water of God

When you get up in the middle of the night and take a drink of water that feels like it’s come from a spring blessed by god himself.

Person1: I was so thirsty last night and I went a got a drink. It was water of god.

by UnTen May 22, 2022

Microwave God

God of microwaves, They are so much better than toasters and ovens or stoves

Microwave.exe has stopped working

Hey I forgot to pray to the microwave god today :(, *gets struck by lightning*

by microwave-overlord November 11, 2020

God Fucked

Shoving ones penis into his asshole whilst screaming "OH GOD"

Steve: did debbie tell u what sandy's boyfriend FRED did the other day?

Rick: nope; what happened?

Steve: Fred God Fucked himself at the beach yesterday when he tripped over a rock!

Rick: dayyyyyymn bro

by Renegade69 July 25, 2016

Does God want?

The Ultimate Anti-Jordan Peterson Homing Missile

Hym "Does God WANT? Jordan... Hey, Jordan.... Does God WANT?"

by Hym Iam May 26, 2024