a very self absorbed femboy twink, a knee slapper, a self proclaimed man , a comedian, a gigolo, his intro song is “i aint got nobody (just a gigolo) by louis prima”. money getting, hes a grinderrr oh oh oh ohhh he get money fr oh oh oh oh ohh, likes to slap tf out hoes if out of line, he spreads the love alll arounddd, the one and only big nasty, he likes to feather his mullet, does roids on a daily basis and ends up getting hemorrhoids from the strong strain, unleashes the most diabolical, unhinged, life taking, nose hair burning farts ever. also shits himself alot bc of the strain and pressure of the farts.
“yoo is that john funk?” “yeah bro i heard he got the gnarliest farts ever man”
*farts*
*burns nose hairs off*
“damm nigga chill out u pullin a john funk w those farts”
*looking in the mirror w self obsession*
“aye bro u ever gonna leave the mirror alone?”
“nah im the fairest of them all the mirror said so”
*farts*
*burns nose hairs off*
“damm nigga chill out u pullin a john funk w those farts”
*looking in the mirror w self obsession*
“aye bro u ever gonna leave the mirror alone?”
“nah im the fairest of them all the mirror said so”
by jim bithell March 10, 2025
Get the john funkmug. 
A guy who gets daily wet dreams of fucking a humanoid horses from My Little Pony (Rainbow Dash), and maybe with a threesome of Rainbow Dash AND Sunset Glimmer! He loves specifying little details of fucking her, and uses GbayIsCyclone’s adlib against him. (Adlib: That’s How It Works, Yo!)
John: So bro Rainbow Dash and I fucked, and u were walking in and was scarred
GbayIsCyclone: bruh stop, ur Pulling a John.
John: That’s how it works, yo!
GbayIsCyclone: stop using my adlib goddamn it!
GbayIsCyclone: bruh stop, ur Pulling a John.
John: That’s how it works, yo!
GbayIsCyclone: stop using my adlib goddamn it!
by GbayIsCyclone September 2, 2022
Get the Pulling a Johnmug. When someone of a “Studly” category preferably tier 0-1 Studly is called This because they are affectionated by either famous stud JT08 Or Charlie Taylor which is a compliment to most “normal” people
“Damn you must be John 🥰”
Mhm the one and only , boutta hit up Arby's want to watch me eat the whole menu
Mhm the one and only , boutta hit up Arby's want to watch me eat the whole menu
by anonymous January 27, 2021
Get the John 🥰mug. by Dkankel June 26, 2022
Get the John Henrymug. They are rather lightskin or a brown color. Very large penis with a length of usually 8-10 inches they love women and loves talking about people they hate. There laughs are very attractive
by Fior Mell April 18, 2019
Get the John Richard Henrymug. The name John is derived from the Hebrew Yohanan, meaning “graced by God.” The name Harry, on the other hand, is primarily a male name of English origin that means Army Ruler. Originally a diminutive form of Harold or Henry. When combined, the name John Harry stands for a piece of shrimp who's a simp for cars. Just kidding I dunno who you are and only you can define you. I'm guessing that you wanna become a doctor like your mom or dad? I dunno but i know for the fact that you'll be an amazing surgeon.
by Stlobellyshortcake June 7, 2021
Get the John Harrymug.