Fake Friend

When an old friend invites you to play golf and after you change your plans to play with him he then calls you to uninvite you.

Ryan used to be a good friend but now he is only a "Fake Friend"

by chodesmuggler October 2, 2023

Fake Friend

When an old friend invites you to play golf and after you change your plans to play with him he then calls you to uninvite you.

Ryan used to be real friend but now he is only a Fake Friend.

by chodesmuggler October 2, 2023

Fake Friend

When a friend invites you to play golf and you change your whole week around to be able to play golf with him and then he calls you to un-invite you.

Ryan used to be a good friend but now he is only a Fake Friend

by brameisfake October 2, 2023

Crusty Friend

A friend who does not reciprocate effort. Frequently flakey, barely responds to text messages, doesn’t show up when you ask them to. You help them but they don’t help you.

“Is Emma coming to your birthday dinner?”

“I wouldn’t bet on it, she’s a crusty friend.”

by notshelbae October 5, 2023

imaginary friend

a person who has no fucking friends so they use a imaginary friend to cope.

the person who has no friends: heyy how are you
there imaginary friend: hey you alright
the one guy sitting down wondering what the fuck is going on

by JellyBeanisDefoMid October 24, 2023

My friend

My friends are my home<3

i love my friends so much

by elie.28 October 25, 2023

best friend

best friend or best friends are people who will bully you till the brink of crying but you already know that's your guys way of communicating they are the people who would help you hide a dead body they are the people who your mom thinks are bad influence when in reality you are the bad influence they are the people who you can fart or burp in front without shame you can say embarrassing stuff without shame

i farted in front of my best friend

by t.v woman November 20, 2023