Cock blogger

A cock blocker on-line.
A person who blogs about roosters.

Guy 1: why are you posting pics of me and my ex on IG.

Guy 2: so my sister can stop flirting with you.
Guy 1: you friggin Cock blogger!

by Steven Stephalonavich September 24, 2021

Cock restaurant

Cock restaurant is an existing place in Hungary. A very popular and rich place that will provide freshly cooked cocks. They are very tasty and delicious.

Ever heard of Cock restaurant? I heard the serve nice cocks there. / My friend is working at the Cock restaurant. She sees many cocks.

by Elek Zoli October 6, 2021

cock wessel

A person that is a piece of shit.

My father is a cock wessel

by JJJHUNG October 7, 2021

Cock smoker

A small bbq smoker made for smoking penises before cooking them aimed at the hillbilly communities

God dam the bbq penises tasted mighty fine I think I ate 10 of them and it’s all down to my awesome cock smoker mmmmmmm

by Big T Hound October 21, 2021

Thin Cock

Someone who’s cock is so thin, they are in denial. Normally someone named Joe. Think cock bitch

My friend joe is a thin cock cunt

by Markbullah October 28, 2021

stiff cock

an object that ive shoved up my arse

guy 1: hey did u know that jake fucked riley with his stiff cock last night?
guy 2: omg such poggers!!!!!!

by Stupid Af July 12, 2021

Cock with ears

Used to describe a completely bald person.

Hey man you're so bald you look like a cock with ears.

by Wanganuts July 14, 2021