Cat

A rodent that does nothing but shit everywhere

A cat is a amazing creature

by The Real Bigg daddy June 16, 2019

Cat

A feline or human that can do just about anything and will never get caught ever.

Tess has always been a cat. She's so good she can get away with murder.
When my cat walked in the room I let her jump in my lap so I could pet her.

by Pet&PurrSystems June 17, 2019

cat

An animal with pointy short ears, long tail, and paws with nails.

A bobcat won't have a long tail.

I have a cat.

by Idiotic Gaming June 19, 2019

Dry cat food

When your eating a girl out but her Pussy is dry af

Bruh she was dry cat food

by Alfoa June 20, 2019

Cat

A creature once raped by Shane dawnson

Person: *goes to Dramaalert* Omg shane fucked his cat!

by Theunknownrandomguy June 20, 2019

Cat Martini

This is where you fill martini ingredients into a cat, then grab the cat by the tail and fling it round till it makes a martini.

Please don’t actually do this, not saying you would but some people are dumb.

Mr bond likes his Cat Martini’s flung into the sky, not shaken

by Fedora Stoat September 14, 2019

Shoot a cat

Slang for ordering shitty Chinese food

I'm gonna go shoot a cat

by They're watching us September 14, 2019