cock nocked

When you acidently puch your dick

Guy1"dude I just cock nocked myself"
Guy2"haha you retard"

Guy1"dude I just cock nocked myself"
Guy2"haha you retard"

by MR 3NIPZZ December 15, 2014

Cock Burrito

A sex position that involves wrapping your significant other up in a blanket and fucking them

Your a good little cock burrito aren't you

by I think i'm Austin June 7, 2023

cocks on blocks

crunch time, last chance to get something done.

c'mon guys, its cocks on blocks time!

by someoneathts December 7, 2009

cock frame

The arm flex framing Shia LaBeouf does to his penis in the 'Do it' videos that are filling social media.

I will 'Do it' and cock frame the Shia out of it!

by Deckline14 July 23, 2015

Cock Money

Adjective used to describe a person or persons being a badass and doing badass things

“Carl just won the lottery and got us all hookers and blow! That’s so cock money!”

by Hoody-Ninja October 18, 2023

Cock Slapped

When a girl is incredibly infatuated with a guy and will do anything for him despite him not being interested. This phenomenon is quite similar to being pussy whipped or being a simp.

Tom: "Hey Ashley, can I borrow $12,000?"
Ashley: "Sure Tom, anything for you."
Dave: "Dang bro, she Cock Slapped for real!!!"

by MRTY-2002 October 5, 2020

Cock Verandah

Male with a huge beer gut that protects his cock from the sun.

Gabriel "Look at Joe's cock verandah, that's impressive"
Gary "When's the last time you think he's seen his dick"
Gabriel " Wow not since 1992"

by Rusty Trombosis March 24, 2021