your moms your dad

Phrase meant to rescue from any awkward situation and when repeated enough, makes people who take themself too seriously very angry. Most often used as an iron-clad comeback or avoidance of situation.

Bill: "Well, Obama's economic policy is complete crap, he's a communist."

Bob: "your moms your dad."

Bill: "Ahh...?"

by spencerlovesboys October 8, 2008

Your Mom

1. A delicious object that provides male excitement and joy mainly in the middle body area. See delicious.
2. A main course for thanksgiving dinner.
3. Tonights agenda.
4. Tomorrows agenda.
5. The bearer of a child. They will take care for the child they bear as they have gone through labor to get the child. If not, they will set you up for adoption.
7. No man will/has done her except for your dad.

I had no idea tonight we were going to do chess!
I had no idea tonight we were going to do Your Mom!

by Andy dutQWEqt April 5, 2006

Your mom

A word used if you cant think of anything else

Guy 1: "Sup bushman"
Guy 2: "Nah shut up your mum"
Guy 1: "What about my mum bitch?"
Guy 2: "Ur mums got a foreskin faggot"

by Your mums foreskin June 25, 2003

Your mom

The most versetile joke on the planet.

Teacher: No you can't bring donuts to the christmas party because they're full of sugar. Christopher: Your mom is full of sugar.

by Punk rock lover March 29, 2010

Your mom

Ugly

Your mom is your mom

by Batmanofdoom February 12, 2016

Your mom

what people substitute in for an answer in third grade, and have absolutely no idea what it means. Commonly used by older people, which is sad, because the only time it was funny was in third grade.
stupid fuckers

mom- what did you do at school today honey?
idiot kid- your mom
mom- im sorry i pushed you out of my vagina

by AliceSuperstarrr September 25, 2012

Your mom

A very poor come bakc that people say when they can't think of anything else.

X "You're such a fag!"

Y "Your mom!"

X "Wtf?"

Y "You heard me!"

X "I gotta go do your mom....see ya!"

by Yushua January 29, 2008