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your moms your dad

Phrase meant to rescue from any awkward situation and when repeated enough, makes people who take themself too seriously very angry. Most often used as an iron-clad comeback or avoidance of situation.
Bill: "Well, Obama's economic policy is complete crap, he's a communist."

Bob: "your moms your dad."

Bill: "Ahh...?"
by spencerlovesboys January 20, 2009
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Your Mom

1. A delicious object that provides male excitement and joy mainly in the middle body area. See delicious.
2. A main course for thanksgiving dinner.
3. Tonights agenda.
4. Tomorrows agenda.
5. The bearer of a child. They will take care for the child they bear as they have gone through labor to get the child. If not, they will set you up for adoption.
7. No man will/has done her except for your dad.
I had no idea tonight we were going to do chess!
I had no idea tonight we were going to do Your Mom!
by Andy dutQWEqt June 10, 2006
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Your mom

A word used if you cant think of anything else
Guy 1: "Sup bushman"
Guy 2: "Nah shut up your mum"
Guy 1: "What about my mum bitch?"
Guy 2: "Ur mums got a foreskin faggot"
by Your mums foreskin June 25, 2003
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Your mom

A type of joke about a persons mother
by Kaikaikai February 8, 2015
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Your mom

by Batmanofdoom September 19, 2016
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Your mom

A person that I fucked last night and happens to like the taste of my dick.
by Your Mom's real lover December 28, 2015
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Your mom

A very poor come bakc that people say when they can't think of anything else.
X "You're such a fag!"

Y "Your mom!"

X "Wtf?"

Y "You heard me!"

X "I gotta go do your mom....see ya!"
by Yushua January 28, 2008
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