"Shut the hell up before I shove a cactus so far up your ass you'll have more pricks in your mouth than your father had on Pride's Month," said little Jimmy "Damn, little Jimmy, you need to chill out," said his bully, getting out the gasoline and matches."
by Earthling hates you March 3, 2021
Get the Shut the hell up before I shove a cactus so far up your ass you'll have more pricks in your mouth than your father had on Pride's Month mug.by Xxxbigdlck October 21, 2019
Get the National smack your ex girls ass day mug.June 9th is the day of each year that every man (or person with both a dick and an ass), who also posesses a female significant other, sends her a picture of their dick and ass. It can be separate, or together, but both the dick and ass must be photographed and sent on this day, if mentioned.
GF; "Hey babe, do you know what day it is?"
BF; "Yea, it's June 9th. What's so special about it?"
GF; "Today is June 9th, "Send your Girlfriend pictures of your Dick and Ass Day""
BF; "Well, shit, let me get to taking pictures then!"
BF; "Yea, it's June 9th. What's so special about it?"
GF; "Today is June 9th, "Send your Girlfriend pictures of your Dick and Ass Day""
BF; "Well, shit, let me get to taking pictures then!"
by Katzleinne June 9, 2021
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by Maternal-Fetal-Medicine February 14, 2025
Get the I TAPPED YOUR ASS THREE TIME IN ANY JEEP mug.Internation Show Your Catgirl-friend ass Day is a yearly event held every year on the 17th of August.
1: "Dude, did you hear?"
2: "What?"
3: "If you don't participate in International Show your Catgirl-friend ass Day you're straight."
4: "Damn."
2: "What?"
3: "If you don't participate in International Show your Catgirl-friend ass Day you're straight."
4: "Damn."
by MiqKir August 17, 2024
Get the International Show Your Catgirl-friend ass Day mug.This meaning is used for someone who want it to put in your ass, people who most commonly use this term really want it in the ass, the mum part is a way of saying the you have sexual relations with someone mother.
Someone: What are we going to do
You: I'll Put it your ass, like i'll put in your mum
Someone: OMG yess baby
I'll Put it your ass, like i put in your mum
You: I'll Put it your ass, like i'll put in your mum
Someone: OMG yess baby
I'll Put it your ass, like i put in your mum
by Daddybby November 14, 2019
Get the I'll Put it your ass, like i put in your mum mug.by bluebear April 3, 2025
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