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beaver weasel

A female who uses sex to gain access to a mans finances. Once she is in control of the mans fiances, sex stops and becomes just a promise that is never delivered. Once all the money is gone, so is she.
She doesn't really love you Jack. She's only interested in your money. What you have here my friend, is a Beaver Weasel.
by nardcoresincebirth August 14, 2016
mugGet the beaver weaselmug.

Bouncing the Weasel

I caught Tony bouncing the weasel, standing in front of a mirror.
by DND2021 August 6, 2021
mugGet the Bouncing the Weaselmug.

Steamy weasel

Shit in a condom, freeze it then fuck your girl with it
I gave her the old steamy weasel last night
by Steamy June 24, 2016
mugGet the Steamy weaselmug.

peakin weasel

When the male partner slips his erection through a small hole in the door or glory hole. The male then has a string attached to his boner to give a little movement before insertion.
So, I pranked my wife by dressing up my one eye willy as a furry little vermin. When she asked about it I told her I'm revving up my peakin weasel .
by Luvs_to_SPOOGE September 2, 2017
mugGet the peakin weaselmug.

Dick weasel

A guy who acts nice until you're alone than shows his true assholeness
Dann he is a dick weasel, lets knock him tf out.
by Kd1231999 February 17, 2018
mugGet the Dick weaselmug.

weasel face

Having resemblance to Joey Ramone
by Joelforce September 17, 2016
mugGet the weasel facemug.

weasel in a can

"Lol sorry, it was a joke"
"it's a weasel in a can, Thomas!"
"What in god's name does that mean?"
"it's all good man!"
by aho bitch ass motherfucker March 27, 2015
mugGet the weasel in a canmug.

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