An individual, usually male, that attires oneself in Western Wear for the sole purpose of getting attention. Normally has no logical reason for said attire, as the individual in question did not grow up on a ranch, and did not have a career attempting to remain upright on an angry bull.
Usually spotted at "Line Dancing Night", other bars, or in major metropolitan areas trying to be "cool" hundreds of miles away from the nearest real "Cowboys".
Usually are going through an identity crisis and treat women like horse shit which they have never stepped in.
Identified by; cowboy boots, plaid shirt, t-shirt that has nothing to do with country at all, and a pre-requisite "Cowboy" hat. Big silver belt, The most desperate will also showcase a "Bolo" tie, which can be used to strangle the offending "wannabe".
Favors weak, tasteless, flaccid beer such as "Budlight" or "Budweiser" or "Coors".
Usually spotted at "Line Dancing Night", other bars, or in major metropolitan areas trying to be "cool" hundreds of miles away from the nearest real "Cowboys".
Usually are going through an identity crisis and treat women like horse shit which they have never stepped in.
Identified by; cowboy boots, plaid shirt, t-shirt that has nothing to do with country at all, and a pre-requisite "Cowboy" hat. Big silver belt, The most desperate will also showcase a "Bolo" tie, which can be used to strangle the offending "wannabe".
Favors weak, tasteless, flaccid beer such as "Budlight" or "Budweiser" or "Coors".
by Zkskwlcjdksldkck March 15, 2018
Get the Wannabe Cowboymug. This is usually a group of bored teens, who live in a small town, city or village, that idolize bigger city gangs, as seen on TV or movies. They crave acceptance, attention & usually don't have any positive role-models in their lives. Originated in Sandusky, Ohio, due to the local teens' obsession with big city gangs.
by Pioneer 1 May 31, 2016
Get the wannabe gangsmug. A gay man who displays traits that of a lesbian involved with the performing arts that also has a flamboyant and obnoxious demeanor. Also has an unnecessary amount of attitude.
Typically also lacks a thought process in most scenarios.
Typically also lacks a thought process in most scenarios.
“Today this man came up to me and said I didn’t pass the vibe check because I didn’t know the ‘Newsies’ script… and then he took off his Nike slides and tossed them at my head”
that’s just a theatrical wannabe lesbian.
that’s just a theatrical wannabe lesbian.
by nztalie March 21, 2024
Get the theatrical wannabe lesbianmug. The set of girls who watch football for looks of the players and pretend to know ball but basically has no understanding of the game.
Gabriella : Oh my good Cristiano Ronaldo is so hot and cool, he's the goat of the game, I'd bend over for him
Jessica : I know right, he's so hot I can't even -, I'd let him smash, the way he defends and puts on tackles and doesn't let anyone get past him to score a goal, what a great defender he is.
Jay : Oh man ffs look at these wannabe soccer girls
Jessica : I know right, he's so hot I can't even -, I'd let him smash, the way he defends and puts on tackles and doesn't let anyone get past him to score a goal, what a great defender he is.
Jay : Oh man ffs look at these wannabe soccer girls
by Julian Carlos July 18, 2020
Get the Wannabe soccer girlsmug. by LaLa January 29, 2004
Get the Hoobanger wannabemug. guy #1: hey man I'm headed to the library
guy #2: you haven't been to the library all year you wannabe scholar
guy #2: you haven't been to the library all year you wannabe scholar
by Eh! Dean-o May 24, 2011
Get the wannabe scholarmug. A Wannabe Welldo is a teenage boy/girl who constantly talks about sex and always tries to instigate fights.
by BigBoysForever May 11, 2022
Get the A Wannabe Welldomug.