Jailhouse Wallet

In lieu of pockets or a functional billfold or wallet, the use of one's anus as a recepticle for storing important items. Mainly implemented by members of penal colonies.

Q: "Hey brah, how did you get all of those Zebra cakes in past the guards?"
A: "Um, duh, I just stuck'em in my jailhouse wallet, next to the Swedish Fish and the Choco Tacos. The Choco Tacos are a bit melty, but damn are they exquisite!"

OR

Q: "Listen, broheim, how can I get a copy of the new season of Entourage up in this joint?"
A: "Yo, you should talk to Todd, that guy has the 'George Costanza' of jailhouse wallets."

by Comander Cool December 14, 2008

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Man Wallet

Seeing Previous Definitions for "Vagina" One was Ham Wallet. So Man Wallet is that Of a Man or Woman who are Uncertain of What Lies below. Not being Able to See your "Down there" you must Assume you are the Proud owner of a Man Wallet. Sort of an Either Or.

"My oh My Cad. What a Nice Man Wallet you Have"

Or

"Cad uses it's Man Wallet to Lure in Unsuspecting Girls Or Guys"

by ThatOnePerson1121 March 5, 2010

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Walletstabbing

Doing things (activities, sports, games) that causes a huge loss of money

Me: Hey, wanna play some poker?
Other: Nah, I'm not playing one of those walletstabbing games

by Llama_background June 29, 2019

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Wallet Fodder

A slang term for green, folding money, feddy etc. Can also extend to other things in a person's wallet, including but not limited to driver's license, credit card and pictures of friends and relatives.

Yo, bro, that ho took my wallet fodder. Now I ain't got no feddy and can't get no more. Can you lend me fiddy bucks?

by zekepliskin December 8, 2009

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Wallet Washed

When you have no money in your wallet, your wallet is washed of your money.

Friend: want to go to the movies.
You: no, im wallet washed

by Yodaddy635 February 24, 2010

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Wallet Attack

When another person causes you spend alot of money, usually used in the future tense when someone accompanying you (usually female) sees something in a window they like

X: OMG look at those shoes

Y: Err yea...

Z: i Feel a wallet attack coming on

by HarryG!! August 19, 2010

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