by No Nova November 4, 2009
Get the VillaNoFun mug.Villa Maria girls, they often portray the stature of man or gorilla. While other teams compete against them in sports, sometimes we ask ourselves how much testosterone is enough? There manly bodies overwhelm any set amount of space. When they enter the room, they get everyones attention...in a bad way. Girls it is not attractive to see tight clothes squeezing your flub. Next time wear spandex to cover your cottage cheese ass. The only times you get laid is by a man, woman dog or inanimate ojects suffering from a severe mental illnes and/or blindess. Notre Dame girls dont hate you, they just feel bad for you. Its not their fault your not attractive. Notre Dame girls on the other hand represent beauty and goddess-like figures. They party twice as hard as villa girls and dont get those ugly beer bellies that you all sport. Notre Dame girls have tried to be nice to Villa girls.... but its not their fault the gorillas have ruined every chance they have with anyone who is considered "normal" So to sum up every ones beliefs.... Notre Dame rocks... villa? not so much.
"i heard about this one time these villa maria girls were trying to give it to some guys...."
"yeah they fucking crushed him"
"yeah they fucking crushed him"
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by Rommybza May 20, 2006
Get the great neck village mug.A neighborhood of Roanoke, Virginia that consists entirely of hippies and hipsters. Grandin Road runs through the middle of Grandin Village, ending at its intersection with Memorial Avenue.
On one side of Grandin Road, the hipsters masturbate furiously to obscure and terrible movies at the historic Grandin Theatre and drink PBR heavily at the all-beer bar Spike's. There is also a 50s-style diner and a record shop on that side of the road to keep the hipsters happy.
On the other side of the road, the hippies frolic about in the Roanoke Natural Foods Co-Op and play acoustic guitars in the amphitheater of Virginia Heights Baptist Church.
If Grandin Road was not in between these two groups of people, there would be an all-out war until every resident of Grandin was dead. This would take 5 minutes and less than 20 people would die.
If you see someone crossing from one side of the street to the other, they aren't from Grandin.
From the 3-way intersection of Memorial Avenue and Grandin Road, Memorial becomes more thickly populated by meth labs and crack houses the farther East you drive, and it becomes more thickly populated by rednecks, white-trash and various other groups of hicks who wear bath robes and smoke on their front porches the farther West you drive from the intersection. The best place to live in Grandin Village is right in the middle of the main intersection of Grandin and Memorial, and pray that a truck hits you soon and puts you out of your wretched misery.
You now know more about Grandin Village that you could possibly ever want to know.
On one side of Grandin Road, the hipsters masturbate furiously to obscure and terrible movies at the historic Grandin Theatre and drink PBR heavily at the all-beer bar Spike's. There is also a 50s-style diner and a record shop on that side of the road to keep the hipsters happy.
On the other side of the road, the hippies frolic about in the Roanoke Natural Foods Co-Op and play acoustic guitars in the amphitheater of Virginia Heights Baptist Church.
If Grandin Road was not in between these two groups of people, there would be an all-out war until every resident of Grandin was dead. This would take 5 minutes and less than 20 people would die.
If you see someone crossing from one side of the street to the other, they aren't from Grandin.
From the 3-way intersection of Memorial Avenue and Grandin Road, Memorial becomes more thickly populated by meth labs and crack houses the farther East you drive, and it becomes more thickly populated by rednecks, white-trash and various other groups of hicks who wear bath robes and smoke on their front porches the farther West you drive from the intersection. The best place to live in Grandin Village is right in the middle of the main intersection of Grandin and Memorial, and pray that a truck hits you soon and puts you out of your wretched misery.
You now know more about Grandin Village that you could possibly ever want to know.
A: "Hey, I'm going to go to the independently-owned second-hand bookstore in Grandin Village, because I value my community."
B: "I hate you."
A: "You should come with me to Grandin Village and we can grab lunch and ice cream at Pop's Diner, where we will enjoy authentic 1950s ambiance."
B: "I hope you choke to death on your own smugness."
A: "Then, later on, we can catch that new French film at The Grandin, the oldest movie theater in the Roanoke Valley."
B: "You could die a thousand deaths and it still wouldn't be punishment enough."
B: "I hate you."
A: "You should come with me to Grandin Village and we can grab lunch and ice cream at Pop's Diner, where we will enjoy authentic 1950s ambiance."
B: "I hope you choke to death on your own smugness."
A: "Then, later on, we can catch that new French film at The Grandin, the oldest movie theater in the Roanoke Valley."
B: "You could die a thousand deaths and it still wouldn't be punishment enough."
by Hate This Town March 26, 2009
Get the Grandin Village mug.I go to the Academy of Notre Dame and apparently I'm one of the few students there who realize what "class" is. And hey Villa girls, if you knew what it was, there wouldn't be an effing battle on urbandictionary.com.
by uallgivecatholicschoolgirlsabadname March 20, 2005
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A.Id rather not say but they are the 41st greatest team in then world
A.Id rather not say but they are the 41st greatest team in then world
by mulligan November 17, 2003
Get the Villa mug.Also known as Villa Duchesne, an all girl high school tucked away in the amazing Frontenac, St.Louis, Missouri. The babes at Villa have their trademark towers. From being the hottest girls on the street to the most agressive teams on the field to being the smartest girls ever, they are literally the defintion for "the shit"..with Chaminade as their brother school, and being soo much better than their rivals St. Joe and Viz...these chicks are rich, beautiful,smart, athletic, sexy and all around awesome. No party is the same without the Villa girls.
Also known as: Sluts on Speode, and Four Floors of Whores...they have the hickeys to prove it.
Also known as: Sluts on Speode, and Four Floors of Whores...they have the hickeys to prove it.
Villa has won state more than fifteen times in field hockey, their team is the shit.
CCP GUY 1: Let's have a party dude
CCP GUY 2: Oh yeah
Viz: Can we come
CCP GUY 3: No that would suck
CCP GUY 1: Get the villa girls they are a lot better than viz.
CCP GUY 1: Let's have a party dude
CCP GUY 2: Oh yeah
Viz: Can we come
CCP GUY 3: No that would suck
CCP GUY 1: Get the villa girls they are a lot better than viz.
by Grant...a sexy beast. May 29, 2008
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