Dank Vampire

A marijuana smoking vampire. They will typically creep into your house, steal your weed, smoke all of it in front of you, and then kill you.

The most traumatic part of an encounter with a dank vampire is he smokes all of your dank in front of you.

Dude, did you hear about that dank vampire on the block. He stole Fred's dank, smoked it all in front of him while he was tied up, and then 187'ed Fred.

Watch out for the dank vampires!

by BigFaded June 14, 2010

Lesbian Vampire

A lesbian who will eat a girl out on her period.

Lisa: I ate my girl friend out last night, even though she was on her period.
Sam: AH! You lesbian vampire! Sick!

by Cambrey August 11, 2010

vampire bitch

A chick u dont wanna ever see in the daylight, but u do wanna bang in the dark.

Man my vampire bitch is ugly as shit, but god can she fuck!

by the dago April 1, 2007

vegetarian vampire

An individual who only drink the juice of reddish/ purple fruits and vegetables.

god damn! Im sick of these Plum Juice commercials..they only appeal to the vegetarian vampire audience!!...

by dey exist December 18, 2008

vampire wolf

if a vampire and a wolf had a baby together. their baby would be a vampire wolf. they would probaly name it riley.

Vampire: Lets have sex
Wolf: ok
9 months later

Vampire: Oooh i had a vampire wolf baby
Wolf: lets name it riley

by nicko8p October 11, 2009

vampire beard

A beard that only shows itself at night, or on rainy days.
They are commonly found on women.

It is closely related to the five-o'-clock shadow.

"You have a beard?"

"Yeah. It only comes out at night."

"You mean like a vampire beard?"

"Yes, exactly."

by the meeshinator May 23, 2010

Gay Vampire

Gay Vampire aka Playboi Carti, THE BEST RAPPER OF ALL TIME AND IF YOU SAY NO, FUCK YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

playboicartifan.com: I LOVE GAY VAMPIRE!!!

playboicartihater.com: Who the fuck is "Gay Vampire"?

playboicartifan.com: He's Playboi Carti, the best rapper of all times.

playboicartihater.com: CARTI IS SO SHIT!!! HOW CAN YOU LISTEN TO THAT GAY FUCK!!!

playboicartifan.com: Calls his 2 best friends and jump playboicartihater.com

playboicartihater.com: YOU'RE A FUCKING WASTE A SPERM JUST LIKE PLAYBOI CARTI YOU PETTY CUNT!!!

by monkeyseatbannanas March 28, 2023