urban poser

(N) an urban poser is someone who writes their own names on Urbandictionary and makes they're name sound incredibly cool or awesome when in reality it is not.

Guy 1-"hey dude, I just added my name into Urbandictionary!"
Guy2-"cool. Lemme see...'A totally awesome guy that has a huge dong and gets all the ladies'.
Guy 1-"doesn't that describe me perfectly?"
Guy 2- "dude you're such an urban poser.

by sYK0t1Ck April 13, 2010

urban-dictionarised

An action to create a new word which sounds cool just to put it in the urbandictionary.com,and never use it in the real life.

Person A: I never heard this word before.He just urban-dictionarised it.
Person B:Urban-dictionarised?Dude,u just urban-dictionarised a word.

by deep-Rain March 27, 2009

The Urban Ninja

the act of taking two 15 inch black dildos and tieing them together with a string like nunchucks. while shiving one up your ass you then swing the free dildo around and sneak up behind your partner and hit them with it. thus creating a ninja like expirience.

i gave The Urban Ninja to my boyfriend last night because he said i wasnt adventurous enough.

by The Urban Flame February 23, 2011

The urban way

The urban way is doing what ever you want when ever you want. Stepping on whoever you need to to get to the top, and once there you take no mercy and shit on who ever you used as a stepping stone. If all else fails you cuss everyone out, and again leave no survivors. Followers of the urban way take no shit from anyone. Most followers of the urban way are smart asses who love to make other people feel like shit just because they can. The urban way is not a word or phrase...it is a way of life

"Fuck you you stupid fuck"
Holy hell Jerome just went crazy on that kid.
Damn! No doubt he follows the urban way

by urbanK07 April 28, 2010

Urban Dictionary

This Website.

Legend: “Hey mate! Go to this website: Urban Dictionary, or, urbandictionary.com, there might be a meaning of life there.”

Random guy: “Sure thing.”

by stupid penis guy March 12, 2022

Urban Onion

Something my dad called urban dictionary when he can't think of the name.

Dad: Hey son can you look this work up in the urban onion?
Me: dad ots called urban dictionary

by Loadedfuckingpotato August 18, 2016

Urban Rooster

When you live in an urban area and the crackheads wake you up in the morning

crackhead in background: “hey f you the government stole my identity”

You: look out your window as they disappear “that urban rooster just woke me up”.

by Devilbitch12 October 13, 2018