Estranged Uncle

A term describing a hypothetical 'Uncle' figure. In humorous anecdotes the estranged uncle may be cited as a family member whose life is too random to be true, and is thus hilarious.

Generally used as an inside joke, and as an alternative to "thats what she said".

"I visited my estranged uncle of eight years- the lion taming pentecostal evangelist- yesterday."

or

On TV I saw my estranged jazz percussionist uncle asking a Bachelorette to marry him with the promise of years of flowers and tamborine solos. She said maybe.

by someguyfromabbotsford August 4, 2009

uncle pricky

your creepy uncle who insists on sleeping in his van in your driveway even though there's an available bed in the house.

as uncle pricky walks out the door...
- is uncle pricky going home?
- no he's going to bed

by scissor pinch May 8, 2011

Uncle Slam

When a female sits on a mans penis facing away from him while he puts lit sparklers in her her vagina while he waves small american flags in his hands; sex position specifically supposed to be performed on 4th of july.

My wifes vagina got destroyed last 4th of july from when we Uncle Slammed

by carcassxcutter July 10, 2010

Uncle Boyfriend

1. a boyfriend who is alot older than you, but not quite old enough to be your dad

e.g. a 22 year old dating a 36 year old

2. Usually used to in the situation when you are unsure as to whether the person in question is a boyfriend or an uncle

3. The male version of a cougar

"No way ... That's her boyfriend? I thought he was her uncle"
"Yeah, he's totally an uncle boyfriend'

by No1 Greg Hater October 26, 2009

uncle merl

When you insert your penis into someone's anus and it has poop in it

I walked in on three dudes and they had an uncle Merl

by pezecxo November 30, 2014

Uncle Chong

An Asian man who is White Washed and know nothing about his culture or have self hatred for being Asian, an Asian Woman who is White Washed would be called an Aunt Chong.

Huang: Wtf is a "lunar new year" is it in January??

Joe: Huang, you are such an Uncle Chong!

by lm3561 April 10, 2015

Uncle shane

1. Not usually the tallest of people; bald headed; generally angry.
2. Favorite saying: GAWD-DAMNIT
3. Consumes lots of alcohol.
4. Seems to have a bit of a MAN-JINA

Hey look it's my uncle Shane, he comes from the tribe of large mooses knuckle village.

by Dicknasty69 August 17, 2016