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Arse Traffic

Something that homosexual men enjoy on a day to day basis.
'hey brother'
'hey'
'U up for sum arse traffic this week'
'i never thought you'd ask!'
by Josh White July 7, 2006
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Hand Traffic

when two, or more people reach for the same object simultaneously.
Two females with untamed hair reach for the last jar of styling mousse and thus creating Hand Traffic
by Artemis T. Psycho June 14, 2009
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dick traffic

Traffic jam caused by drivers that travel too slow, without regard for other drivers.
by TheBubbleLife314 March 28, 2017
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Vet-Trafficking

A practice utilized by dubious organizations to raise massive amounts of money. Generally, they will use veterans, many times wounded combat veterans, to help raise funds for veteran-focused initiatives that have high social value. Unfortunately it seems, a larger portion of the funding will go to pay organizational salaries, marketing, and other expenses not directly benefiting anyone but the organizers and their business associates. This practice makes it more more difficult to raise funds for the organizations that spend a higher percentage of their monies on actual programs and services that directly benefit veterans in need.
I talked to Sergeant Henderson and he said the organization he had been helping was a front for a vet-trafficking operation. On several weekend fundraising events, he witnessed drunken partying every night and money being spent on expensive hotel rooms and rental vehicles. He said he even overheard one of the inebriated organizational managers bragging about his 6-digit salary.
by MisterTruth July 3, 2018
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Toenail traffic jam

When your toenails are confused about which way to grow
Did you see that ass hats toes? He had nails going in so many directions he caused a toenail traffic jam
by Moped mania March 17, 2021
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Texas Traffic Jam

When a toilet has been clogged and you are forced to shit on top of an existing pile of excrement
Some greasy bastard clogged the toilet and I had to give it the ole Texas traffic jam
by Guy F. March 28, 2022
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Oonagability Triffeliz

Oonagability Triffeliz is a style of dog fashion clothing that greyhounds love to wear.
Damn! Is that dog wearing the latest Oonagability Triffeliz drip?
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