Travel

To absent-mindedly take personal possessions and on an adventure, making them hard to track down when you need them.

Shit, I've travelled my keys somewhere again. To what unknown place have I taken them?"

by martypoop February 02, 2021

travel pull

masturbating whilst driving

i had a long trip to work today so i had a travel pull.

by travel puller February 21, 2012

Sun travel

If you live in a cold place with real winters, sun travel is travel to a place which beaches, sun and sand like Mexico, Jamaica, Dominican Republic etc.

As soon as sun travel opens up I’m going to Jamaica. I need sand, sun, salt water and Jamaican food

by kochala May 27, 2021

Kind Traveller

A Slang Term used to greet persons that is void or racism, sexism, ableism, abuse, sarcasm, belittlement, judgement, hearsay, questionable ethics, and more.

A Bisexual, indigenous, quadriplegic is rolled into the room on a stretcher.
Greeter: Hello, Kind Traveller.

Bisexual, indigenous, quadriplegic: Hello.

by Johnzface October 07, 2022

travel crank

The dump you take when you are thrown off schedule by travel. You feel it build all day, but you can't go until you relax at your destination.

I shouldnt have had airport Chili's, I'll have to travel crank as soon as we get to the hotel.

by Step mom Salad February 05, 2019

Safe Travels

"Safe Travels" was a phrase first coined by Steve T in 1994 prior to a business trip to Luanda Angola. It's a phrase that encompasses all sentiments such as "good health", "be careful", "stay safe" and the like. The phrase is intended to address the moment an individual leaves their residence, place of employment, hotel, or other temporary location and in transit to their destination and until they return from subject travels.

"Hey Beth, Safe Travels" or "Mark safe travels on your trip to Europe".

by Sleepin' J June 09, 2022

Travel Bud

A Windows Live agent that is obviously the spawn of SmarterChild. It tries to help you with your travel plans, but does virtually nothing that you couldn't do yourself with one google search.

If you insult it enough, it stops talking. Problem solved.

The Eccentric says: (1:09:28 AM)
ASL

Travel Bud says: (1:09:29 AM)
33... Female... Las Vegas, NV.

The Eccentric says: (1:09:39 AM)
You live in Las Vegas?

Travel Bud says: (1:09:39 AM)No. I live in Sunnyvale, CA!

by BAWWWWWWWWWWWWW July 01, 2008