Sitings of the Wolf Moon are typically in mid-January to late May, when human females give up on follicle hygiene.
The moon is often displayed during activities such as loading the dishwasher, doing laundry, weeding gardens, and if you're lucky, yoga.
Be warned, many truckers and plumbers have yeti moons, which can be mistaken for wolf moons, especially with well curved hips, like in the case of Eric Lofquist.
On rare occasion one may witness the Red Wolf Moon. It is truly a site to behold. It is often said that this moon represents the goddess Marissa.
The moon is often displayed during activities such as loading the dishwasher, doing laundry, weeding gardens, and if you're lucky, yoga.
Be warned, many truckers and plumbers have yeti moons, which can be mistaken for wolf moons, especially with well curved hips, like in the case of Eric Lofquist.
On rare occasion one may witness the Red Wolf Moon. It is truly a site to behold. It is often said that this moon represents the goddess Marissa.
by vyking68 January 12, 2017
Get the wolf moonmug. The act of wishing you are Japanese and wanting to fuck anime characters very very very very hard. Also not showering and wanting to become the best osu player in the world.
by Gary p November 13, 2016
Get the Connor Moonmug. The act of being humorous, by blathering incoherent trivial thoughts with a smartphone (specifically Twitter), with the intentions of trying to sound intelligent and insightful. Constant meaningless tweeting with no relevance to anything or anyone.
Wow, he has been moon tweeting all day.
Tweet: "So you weren't kidding about there being a sidewalk in between those houses behind the softball field. #TheMoreYouKnow #Tonyhawk"
Everyone's thought after reading: "What? LOL. Standard MoonTweet."
Tweet: "So you weren't kidding about there being a sidewalk in between those houses behind the softball field. #TheMoreYouKnow #Tonyhawk"
Everyone's thought after reading: "What? LOL. Standard MoonTweet."
by MoonPie November 1, 2013
Get the moon tweetingmug. Around the time of a full moon a person acts crazy, odd, or drunk-like.
Full moons affect animals and people,
Hence the name Luna in lunatic
Full moons affect animals and people,
Hence the name Luna in lunatic
Chris was awfully giggly tonight, must be a full moon soon.
Oh that’s how he acts when he’s moon drunk?
Are you moon drunk? You are acting awfully drunk and you’re sober!
You are very odd today and a full moon was yesterday... must be moon drunk
Oh that’s how he acts when he’s moon drunk?
Are you moon drunk? You are acting awfully drunk and you’re sober!
You are very odd today and a full moon was yesterday... must be moon drunk
by Shasake December 13, 2019
Get the moon drunkmug. by MoonBeezy(: June 7, 2011
Get the Moon stones :)mug. Gloating about intercourse one had the night before, specifically when talking about missionary position.
We went to dinner, got a lil buzzed, went to her place, got a lil krunk, did some moon pushups...oh yeah buddy, a very physical evening.
by Mr2fist July 27, 2011
Get the Moon Pushupsmug. noun - a moon phase shortly after a full moon that causes Asian-American teenagers to participate in gangster activities
these activities may include but are not limited to the following:
- smoking fat blunts to the dome
- tagging
- cutting people off on the road
- getting hella drunk
- rapping
- partying non-stop
these activities may include but are not limited to the following:
- smoking fat blunts to the dome
- tagging
- cutting people off on the road
- getting hella drunk
- rapping
- partying non-stop
All of the Asian boys were forced to stay inside because their parents knew the gangsta moon was out and didn't want them tagging.
by ralf.lopez June 30, 2011
Get the Gangsta Moonmug.