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nom threatening

A person or item that is so desirable, that it's threatening to be eaten. Can be used in a sexual manner.
by Porna October 9, 2014
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Cross Threaded

When a person normally drinks alcohol, then tries drinking alcohol and takes weed gummies.
Went to the bar last night and Steve showed up with gummies, I got totally cross threaded.
by D addy September 12, 2021
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triple threat

1.(noun) a bowl packed with weed on the bottom, hashish packed in tightly then melted in so as to be absorbed by the pot, then mashed/rolled/sprinkled in kief so as to render the marijuana invisible. most tasteful
2.(verb) to rightously fuck someone up
dude1: that triple threat fucking triple threatened my brain there for an hour or so...
dude2: bro, that was like ten minutes ago.
dude3: <gurgling snore sounds>
by krispy805 September 25, 2008
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Booty Call Threads

Typically, a Booty Call is when a man gets a late night call from a woman that wants to fuck between the hours of 12am-3am. If you are the guy, she only calls you because she knows that you won't take her out, and you have a reputation for laying pipe really well. If you are the girl, it's because you're hot and bothered, and you want your stab sack pounded on.

Well, just recently we've discovered a new breed of booty calling. It occurs in the wee hours of the morning on week nights from ass hurt posters who are begging for some attention on message boards. These men can be referred to bitches as too. They tend to get all hot and bothered by the popularity of others, and their way of crying out for attention is going on a message board crooning the name of the posters they'd like to suck or fuck.
Booty Call Threads

User: djohn2oo8: Yesterday, 02:06 AM

Title: Who else feels bad for lakaluva?

He used to have a decent case for being an effective troll, but is now obsessed with Duncan. Damn shame too, nobody is on anyone's mind like that unless they gave em' a good fuck. Bouncing pennies off men's asses was probably the tipping point for him
by lakaluva December 11, 2010
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thread

The annoying alternative one uses on a forum instead of using "topic". The only forum software known to man that uses "thread" is VBulletin.
Noob: This is a funny thread!

Pro: Shut the hell up you retarded noob, it's called a topic.
by Da Milkman February 24, 2009
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triple-threat

Three men that fit into each of the following three categories: 1)overweight 2)ugly 3)not nice. These men have absolutely nothing going for them and are clueless to this fact. Strangely enough, these men are rarely single.
Triple-threat usually contains: one pink man, one hairy man and one serial killer
by MarcyyyyyBabyy February 20, 2009
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Double Threat

When a couple engages in anal sex, the man urinates in the woman's butt hole, while she takes a shit on his cock.
"Hey Man did u and Amy double threat last night"? "Ya she shitted all over my cock, then i pissed in her ass
by icemansc April 2, 2010
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