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dehydrated walrus

A subspecies of women that weighs at least 200 lbs, and can't seem to drink enough alcohol as if she were dehydrated. She is also loud, obnoxious, and a complete cock block. She will purposely sabotage you from hooking up with any of her friends and insist you buy her more drinks because nobody will fuck a dehydrated walrus.
"I will never get a shot with Mary. Her friend, the dehydrated walrus, is killing my bank."
Bar tender - "Sorry sir we have no Shmirnoff, Bud Lights, or Twisted Teas. That pack of dehydrated walruses have damn near drank this bar dry!"
by Biff Spankskn aka Gator February 21, 2014
mugGet the dehydrated walrusmug.

The Walrus

When you put two straws up your nose and do two lines of cocaine for maximum efficiency.
“Yo, Kait was at the party Saturday blowing down and next thing we know she’s got a straw in each nostril doing The Walrus”
“That lady can party!”
by Technobri December 3, 2020
mugGet the The Walrusmug.

Walrus

A sub-genus of THICC gay man bearing a striking resemblance to Wilford Brimley.
Adam: Is that Wilford Brimley?
Steve: Nah, that’s just a walrus.
Adam: A walrus?
Steve: Yeah, you know - like dolphin, otters, twinks, bears, zaddies….
Adam: There are a disproportionate amount of animals types in that group.
by goldengrey1776 September 26, 2022
mugGet the Walrusmug.

walrus

fat animal or insult to fat kid.
you are a walrus. the zish ate a walrus.
by AJAX 33 April 8, 2020
mugGet the walrusmug.

walrus chin

Adjective; when your scrotum tightens to resemble a walrus chin.
When Whalen got out of the swimming pool his shorts fell off and revealed his walrus chin.
by Dr. Lyktrbvr October 13, 2017
mugGet the walrus chinmug.

belching walrus

After a guy blows a wad in a chicks mouth, he puts two fingers over the center of her lips and punches her in the stomach, which causes the jizz to run out of the sides of her mouth and look like walrus tusks.
I did the belching walrus to Suzy last night, she was pissed.
by tttttttttt2121 November 23, 2009
mugGet the belching walrusmug.

slobbery walrus

Receiving an extra sloppy wet blowjob or rug munching from an obese person.
I took a chance on a chubby at the bar and before I left the parking lot she was already giving me a slobbery walrus.
by gandergandalf April 15, 2015
mugGet the slobbery walrusmug.

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