A subspecies of women that weighs at least 200 lbs, and can't seem to drink enough alcohol as if she were dehydrated. She is also loud, obnoxious, and a complete cock block. She will purposely sabotage you from hooking up with any of her friends and insist you buy her more drinks because nobody will fuck a dehydrated walrus.
"I will never get a shot with Mary. Her friend, the dehydrated walrus, is killing my bank."
Bar tender - "Sorry sir we have no Shmirnoff, Bud Lights, or Twisted Teas. That pack of dehydrated walruses have damn near drank this bar dry!"
Bar tender - "Sorry sir we have no Shmirnoff, Bud Lights, or Twisted Teas. That pack of dehydrated walruses have damn near drank this bar dry!"
by Biff Spankskn aka Gator February 21, 2014
Get the dehydrated walrusmug. “Yo, Kait was at the party Saturday blowing down and next thing we know she’s got a straw in each nostril doing The Walrus”
“That lady can party!”
“That lady can party!”
by Technobri December 3, 2020
Get the The Walrusmug. Adam: Is that Wilford Brimley?
Steve: Nah, that’s just a walrus.
Adam: A walrus?
Steve: Yeah, you know - like dolphin, otters, twinks, bears, zaddies….
Adam: There are a disproportionate amount of animals types in that group.
Steve: Nah, that’s just a walrus.
Adam: A walrus?
Steve: Yeah, you know - like dolphin, otters, twinks, bears, zaddies….
Adam: There are a disproportionate amount of animals types in that group.
by goldengrey1776 September 26, 2022
Get the Walrusmug. by AJAX 33 April 8, 2020
Get the walrusmug. by Dr. Lyktrbvr October 13, 2017
Get the walrus chinmug. After a guy blows a wad in a chicks mouth, he puts two fingers over the center of her lips and punches her in the stomach, which causes the jizz to run out of the sides of her mouth and look like walrus tusks.
by tttttttttt2121 November 23, 2009
Get the belching walrusmug. I took a chance on a chubby at the bar and before I left the parking lot she was already giving me a slobbery walrus.
by gandergandalf April 15, 2015
Get the slobbery walrusmug.