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fun ticket

Bryan and John this is Rooster, I threw that transvestite an extra fun ticket to let me suck her cock after she fucked me in the ass!
by Steve-M July 30, 2008
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Late night ticket

A late night ticket is an all-night San Francisco bus transfer, soled illegally at a discounted price.
by wise crakcker August 2, 2012
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Ticket puller

When you take a poop and you have to constantly wipe. Its lime pulling a ticket for service. Every wipe has a little poo.
I’m sorry i took so long in the bathroom, every time i wiped i kept getting a new bit of poo on the toilet paper. It like a damn ticket puller at the store.
by anonymous September 2, 2025
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dog ticket

An expression used to express disappointment or frustration. Could be used in place of words like "crap."
Dog ticket, John!
Bummer!
Shoot!
by red_ninja2 October 20, 2017
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steamer's ticket

To have sex with someone three times your age plus two
i.e. if you are 18, partner is 56
hey matey, I earned my steamer's ticket last night. I slept with an old bird on a cruise ship after she gave me a tug on the dance floor
by anonymous September 15, 2020
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ticket feces

The bits that are left over after you scratch off an instant ticket.
What a bummer, this ticket was a loser, and my table is covered in ticket feces.
by FlickMontana September 29, 2014
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