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Mongolian Steamer

The MOnoglian Steamer dates back 2500 years with origins in western Mongolia. Its is when a Mongolian girl is giving you a "rimjob" and you fart in there mouth , yup fart in there mouth and make them gag. God damn Mongolians
see your mom for details. I gave this girl a mongolian steamer she almost puked, then i laughed at her for about 3 hours
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windy steamer

Drinking hot water then blowing into your partners ass. They then proceed to steam it back at you.
Thanks for the windy steamer, Dan.
by Simpty January 16, 2016
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Seaside Steamer

This starts off with two individuals, traditionally one male and one female (because that's the way God intended it to be). While in the process of prairie dogging, the girl proceeds to stroke the freely flowing excrement with her toungue and/or any part of her mouth.

This term was coined on January 3rd, 2010.

ASSMKB
While brushibg her teeth, Snooki was on the receiving end of a Seaside Steamer from The Situation.
by thebrownbomber January 2, 2010
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Lannister Steamer

When a guy asks his sister to urinate and defecate on him during a sexual act

Termed by the famous u/P4intsplatter
Im so nervous about asking my sister to conduct the ‘ok Lannister Steamer on my while my girl runs out.
by SteelCityHands June 16, 2022
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raspberry steamer

When you have sex with a girl on her period while in a sauna.
Yeah, it was snowing at the lodge, so we stayed inside and I gave her a raspberry steamer.
by JukeBoxBandit February 5, 2020
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Steamer Swap

When you swap two lean cuisine steamers in the morning with your coworker
Aaron and Lynn had a really nice Steamer Swap earlier today , that Aaron gave Lynn the Balsamic Garlic chicken for his Ravioli and Chicken
by DSK1213 July 18, 2016
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Cleveland Steamer

To take a dump on the chest of your sexual partner.

No one knows the actual origin of this word. Most think it is because there is a brown stripe on the orange helmet of the Cleveland Browns. However, a lesser known cult leader arrested in 1990 became synonymous with the act when he told his wife to drain their tub and remain inside, laying down. Jeffery Lundgren, leader of the kirkland cult, then got in the tub. He squatted over her and took a dump. Upon the cult members' arrests in 1990, Southeast of Cleveland his wife reported this act to police, among other maltreatment and abuse suffered at his hands. Jeffery Lundgren was executed in 2006 for killing an entire family and a few other crimes. Some cult members including his wife are still in prison today for these crimes.

After the cults arrest, the property owner of the home where the cult stayed took possession back of his property, after receiving only 2 mos rent. Upon entering the property he found a 1ft thick pile of poop in his basement among other things that gave validity to the claims made by Lundgren's wife.

The term Cleveland Steamer was then first documented in 1995 on a website called Usenet and then used again on a Family Guy episode in 1999. It then became the most popular way to refer to crapping on someone's chest during sex. This is the true origin for the phrase.
I found out that b*t*h cheated on me so I gave her a Cleveland Steamer and left.
by An0nym0us81 January 13, 2023
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