Smoothe

How "Smooth" should be spelled, because "Smooth" seems to end on a sharp cliff, while "Smoothe" ends off in an easy soft way.

"Hey, those tires look smoothe!"
"This is why you have an F in English you retarded chimpanzee of human meat and semen."

by fag-inator May 30, 2023

Smoothe

Often used by the same people who use the term genious, smoothe is a word written only before disasters in internet chat rooms

"This groove is hella smoothe, dont you guys agree?"
"Did you really just type smoothe?"

by Penguys March 8, 2018

Lam Smooth

Tried in an asian way but failed.

Virgin Asian puts down his engineering books and talks to asian girl "Hey, you should check out this vegan restaurant with me."
Asian girl "Sure."
Virgin Asian "Then it's a date then..."
Asian girl "Wow... That was Lam Smooth of you. No thanks buddy."
Virgin Asian goes on a rage.

by That niggah November 21, 2009

Smooth Draft

A gentler way to say "rough draft."

"Did you write your rough draft?"
"No, but I wrote a smooth draft!"

by Pokey89 January 2, 2008

Aussie Smooth Hound

When someone with no teeth gives you a blowjob,

Named after the Australian Gummy Shark and reading too much Hentai

"Whew!~ My partner gave me an Aussie Smooth Hound last night."

by Dr.DoubleButt October 1, 2021

Smooth truck

A truck that kills smoothly.

You've been struck by a SMOOTH TRUCK,it kills smoothly.

by Wolverine and cat!!!!!! REEEEE February 5, 2021

The Smooth Criminal

When you and another person are about to have sex, and you repeatedly start asking “Annie, are you okay?” You keep asking this, regardless of what the person says, until they’re no longer in the mood for sex.

“So last weekend was actually great, I used the Smooth Criminal to great effect, and now none of her friends will talk to me, either. Peace and quiet is in store for me.

by anon415 February 4, 2023