panic puffs

panic puffs: wind from down under during stressful moments

Ex: Rosie experienced panic puffs while driving in the severe weather conditions.

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by panic puffs November 21, 2016

Turd puff

What you think is a turd, is rather nothing more than just a fart.

Damn Brittany, I thought I had to poop but it just ended up being a turd puff!

by Dmcgraw25 April 25, 2017

Nose Puff

When something online is fun enough to warrant a response but you're alone in your room and laughing is excessive so you exhale lightly out of your nose.

*Watches video of sneezing panda*
*nose puffs*

by Biblorino November 20, 2017

puff dick

A straight man's dick that flinches in the presence of pussy homo closetman

Hey dude have u fucked that bird yet . No dude . Are you a fucking puff dick or what ?

by Mauf56 April 11, 2020

pineapple puff

A hawaiian who is homosexual

That hawaiian is gay, he is a pineapple puff.

by mellogeek August 10, 2019

clam puff

The small burst of air released from a vagina when the kegel muscles are flexed forcefully causing the meat curtains to flap. (aka. pussy fart)

She got so excited that she started clam puffing until I timmed her.

by Gagaster August 29, 2011

Poison Puff

When and individual has been smoking and hasn't refreshed their breath in a while. Their breath is so rancid that every time they blow out smoke nobody wants to be around to smell it.

Guy 1: Can I have a smoke?
Guy 2: Sure *blows out smoke*
Guy 1: Ugh God, talk about a poison puff, brush your teeth bro.

by TallBlondie August 16, 2011