comrade 1: man I got hammered last night!
comrade 2: how did you do that!?
comrade 1: I did a Polish janitor with all the girls at the party
comrade 2: how did you do that!?
comrade 1: I did a Polish janitor with all the girls at the party
by warlock of feet January 4, 2021
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nationality) ______ 'grandma'.
nationality) ______ 'grandma'.
I tried to make grandmas meatballs, but I can never make them quite the same way.
A: That was the best Lamb I've ever had.
B: It was made by my Old Polish Grandma. No one makes it like she can.
A: That was the best Lamb I've ever had.
B: It was made by my Old Polish Grandma. No one makes it like she can.
by DoubleAgentMlk December 10, 2017
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Get the Polish monster mug.Name given to sad lonely middle aged women who ride horses for sexual stimulation ( may also be multiple cat owners).
They normally have colour co-ordinated horsey equipment and are slightly obese and generally cannot afford to keep a horse without having to make major financial sacrifices elsewhere.
Has a minge like an old polished bit of leather.
They normally have colour co-ordinated horsey equipment and are slightly obese and generally cannot afford to keep a horse without having to make major financial sacrifices elsewhere.
Has a minge like an old polished bit of leather.
by Blunt Nick December 15, 2010
Get the Pommel Polisher mug.An uncircumcised chode having kid who gets no pussy. Typically acts gay and likes to make fun of jewish people while watching Star Wars porn.
by Aidan Mcclay April 28, 2017
Get the polish patrick mug.A matching tracksuit; top and bottom, usually worn by gopniks; Eastern European hooligans from lower social classes. The polish tuxedo for the gopnik is equivalent to what a normal person would wear for formal occasions such as a wedding. The polish tuxedo is usually sourced from the clothing manufacturer Adidas.
by BigHaaan July 16, 2018
Get the Polish Tuxedo mug.It’s when you & your BFF kneel on any given couch, buck nekkit, facing aft towards the same direction; with each participant having their head laying down & rear up, while having a third miscellaneous person tongue each bung, taking turns in between sets.
“Let me get this straight! A polish couch is when you & your buddy are face down- ass up, but you only get one dedicated tongue?” - Dale M. Pace
by Fluffy McGillicuddy December 28, 2018
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