by Magic1 July 11, 2006

1) The process going on inside a "blondes" brain when creating anything similar to, or resembling thoughts.
2) When a person thinks that their way of reasoning actually will make sense to anyone else too.
2) When a person thinks that their way of reasoning actually will make sense to anyone else too.
1) blip, bleep, blip-blip, bleep, blip-di-blip, bleep...
2) Jane was trying to explain her idea to Tom, but it all sounded like blonde logic to him.
2) Jane was trying to explain her idea to Tom, but it all sounded like blonde logic to him.
by GODEViL July 31, 2011

When someone says a offensive word or a metaphor at you that offensive too and you use it as a retarded comeback.
Tom: "Hey Tim, your a freakin dumass!"
Tim: "Oh sure! I look like a ASS with legs and is dumb do I!?! And I'm a freak because of that."
Tom: "Just shut up."
Tim: "Your just mad I know what logical sense is!"
Tim: "Oh sure! I look like a ASS with legs and is dumb do I!?! And I'm a freak because of that."
Tom: "Just shut up."
Tim: "Your just mad I know what logical sense is!"
by ogtg123 January 8, 2011

When Mike speaks, buildings fall and worlds end, unable to cope with the utter stupidity and incoherance.
by Xeno May 1, 2003

Adherents of Q-Anon find facts to fit their narrative and then ascribe their predictions as the cause.
Practitioners of such superior logic are deemed Q-Logicians.
Practitioners of such superior logic are deemed Q-Logicians.
Q-Logic by brilliant Q-Logicians
Q made reference to precipitation in an internet chatroom. It rained two weeks later.
Q predicted and or perhaps even caused the rain itself.
KAG.
Q made reference to precipitation in an internet chatroom. It rained two weeks later.
Q predicted and or perhaps even caused the rain itself.
KAG.
by As is Written, So it Well Is March 23, 2020

A useful response for getting out of a situation where someone mentions something obvious you hadn't thought of.
Mike: Come on bro, just pick one. Hawaiian or Supreme. It's not hard. They're waiting for our order.
Ryan: Why don't we just buy two medium pizzas and get both?
Mike: ... too logical, mate.
Ryan: Why don't we just buy two medium pizzas and get both?
Mike: ... too logical, mate.
by c-drinkwater December 10, 2011
