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FB Jockey

A person who is on Facebook (and other social networks) frequently.
by ryko716 March 11, 2010
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jockey butter

The oily, smelly residue that is a result of the accumulation of sweat, dirt, and left behind stuff between your ass cheeks after a long run or other sweaty physical training session.
My underwear was full of jockey butter after running a half-marathon.

I can't believe it's not jockey butter!
by gooty2 January 22, 2010
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hot jockey

The process of someone pouring either vodka or a highly flammable liquid onto a man's erect penis, setting it on fire and hopping on top inserting the cock into either the vagina of anus, to put out the fire by riding it.
Tiffany: Honey, you up for a hot jockey?
David: sorry baby but my cocks a bit too sore
by Insan3Chi1d September 19, 2016
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booth jockey

One who spends a lot of time behind the table at any type of convention or trade show.

One who works a lot of convention booths.
1; "Man look at that guy, he looks bored just standing there all day"
2; "You know, the life of a booth jockey is not that easy"
by Dr_Ninja March 16, 2010
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Flask Jockey

interpretation or play on the classic prohibition era nickname bootlegger or rum runner
He was a real Flask Jockey, running the booze in and out.
by Wanye March 29, 2015
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Syrup Jockey

"You hear the new guy in the copy room is from Toronto?"
"Oh god, not another syrup jockey!"
by DasRip May 26, 2013
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Cum jockey

A man who receives anal sex and allows the other man to shoot a load (or two) inside him, then saving it in his anus. He then goes home to his lover and fucks him in the ass with the other guys cum still in his ass. The cum jockey is probably high on crystal meth, thus allowing this minor lapse in judgment over what is in good taste and what is not. He, however, finds great pleasure in the fact that he is still full of jizz. This must take great muscle control and a true deviant piggy mind.
John is a total Cum jockey! Bill filled his hole twice before he went home to Steven. What a weird way to have a 3-way!
by BaJinxy September 30, 2007
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