Eskimo Father

One of your friends who has fucked your mother.

Hey Josh, I fucked your mom last night so from now on you can refer to me as Eskimo father.

by league fan August 29, 2013

Eskimo Neighbor

When you have sex with a sibling of someone your buddy has had sex with.

Dude! If I had sex with Heather, and you just piped her older sister last night, that means we're eskimo neighbors!

by Sha sha pony September 1, 2021

Eskimo Blast

When a sultry Woman of Alaskan or Eskimo descent squirts in your face, when she achieves an orgasm.

Eric's wife gave him an Eskimo Blast, for his birthday.

by BeccaJean December 23, 2020

Eskimo downer

When some chick is downs as fuck but doesn't look like it.

Dude, I totally fucked that chick last night!

You crazy bro, she was a total Eskimo downer. You're sick.

by Gympo January 18, 2020

Australian Eskimo kiss

An Australian Eskimo kiss is a kiss where you rub one's nose up against the females clitorus with the option of using your tounge to give more pleasure.

Omg!! James's nose is so big I bet he could give a really good Australian Eskimo kiss.

by The Australian Gingerbread Man October 14, 2018

Eskimo Twins

When 2 individuals have separate coital relationships with a singular individual in overlapping spans of time.

Jasmine: Calvin and I have been hooking up for a 2 months now.

Ayesha: As in Calvin with the leg tat? I've been hooking up with him for the past few weeks.

Jasmine: That makes us Eskimo Twins

by Calvin - SNA pres October 3, 2023

eskimo wand

When you poop in a condom, then tie it off and freeze it turning it into a delightful frozen turd dildo.

I heard Tracy got a frosty orgasm from her Eskimo wand Dave made her for Valentine's Day.

by Emtrondon December 10, 2016