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Ba thonk ya donk

Slap that ass with your hand.
Having sex and you slap that booty boy.
I just ba thonk ya donk with my hand mama.

Oh baby will you ba thonk my donk?
by YoooR MaMa August 15, 2011
mugGet the Ba thonk ya donkmug.

Sea Donkey (alt. form is Sea Donk)

When i was drunk she was beautiful but when i soke up it turned out she was Sea donkey.
by Fo Shizzle March 6, 2004
mugGet the Sea Donkey (alt. form is Sea Donk)mug.

hold em donk

Hold Em Donk, is a player who will take thoughtless random odds on cards they think are good perhaps because they may have a pocket pair, an ace king pocket suit, any suit combination or just think that by going all in on every hand it will eventually pay off. I have played with various players who were at different skill levels, nevertheless would be considered a Hold Em Donk (poker donkey) because they simply think the game is all luck or they don't understand the breakdown of the games odds.

Online gaming sites have made the game much more popular and in my opinion made the problem worse than it was pre 1997. Now many more novice players who take insane risks with play money think that they can take their rip and burn strategy to the real world of poker tournaments. What the average Hold Em Donk fails to realize is that when playing online you likely don't know who you're playing against and don't get to improve your Give (expression, tick, cough, twitch etc) or read other player's give that all professional players pickup on to identify ones potential hand strength. Another problem is that different poker sites use algorithms that don't actually mimic the real life shuffle of the deck or change out. And, when playing someone face to face it is much more intimidating because of factors such as the staredown, having to wager and place physical chips on the pile and the style of the dealer who regulates the table.
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by Donkey Assassin January 27, 2014
mugGet the hold em donkmug.

DONK

Donk (DONK, $DONK, Donk!, et al)

Donk is a memecoin expletive. It's exact meaning is derived from its context and/or usage within a sentence.
I just donked a huge bag of APT and it pumped all the way to mars!

Show me the $DONK (i.e. show me the money, show me the proof, show me the sauce)
by Rufio_donk June 17, 2024
mugGet the DONKmug.

Snooze Donk

One who loves to take naps, sleep a lot, or “snooze”. Also sometimes a donk
by Medonk March 19, 2020
mugGet the Snooze Donkmug.

Donk

Donk is God. Donk is everything we stand for. Donk will rise. Donk is pickle. Donk makes me happy. Hopefully it makes you happy too.
Guy 1: Hey man ever heard of this thing called Donk?
Guy 2: No
Guy 1: Well it's led by this epic guy called SovietDM and hes an absolute cutie and he deserves to be drenched in cum
Guy 2: Pog
by Aspernaut Space February 15, 2021
mugGet the Donkmug.

donk

a donkey or what i called ur mom last night
david: BROOOOO LOOK AT THOSE DONKSSS

angella: who the fuck calls a donkey that
mugGet the donkmug.

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