don't kid yourself

Don't lie to yourself, you are playing yourself

You are lying! Don't kid yourself asshole!

by Salapoo May 11, 2016

He Don't Miss

When someone is spitting straight up fax or telling the truth.

Person 1: Bro this dude spittin MAD fax
Person 2: HE DON'T MISS

by maximumbruhm March 27, 2020

I don't business

I don't care/I am not concerned.

'Oi rude boy, you wan go KFC or Maccy D's?'
'I don't business, blad.'
'KFC. Standard.'

by Stylus Jones November 9, 2004

don't mess with Texas

It actually is a phrase that means the same as "Give A Hoot, Don't Pollute". It is on "Do not litter" signs in the state of Texas.

Man reading sign: Don't mess with Texas.
Other guy: What the fuck does that mean?
Man: I'm not sure, but I don't think we should be throwing these dead bodies here by the look of this sign. It says littering is a $500 fine.
Other guy: Shit.

by Syrupsippa October 11, 2010

Don't get lemon

The use of lemon in this phrase is abbreviated from the cockney rhyming slang 'lemon tart'

lemon tart = smart

Example 1
"Don't get lemon with me son, or I'll take you outside and cut you open"

Example 2
Dumb arse gooner hater ain't so lemon now!

by apositivenuisance August 14, 2009

Don't Stop Believing

As sung by Journey. The most motivational and epic song ever written. It is commonly sang by men in a bromance. It is a unifying force that brought three starcrossed bros into an everlasting bromance. This song is all that is american and amazing. It makes you cry, sweat and bleed at the same time. It unites all nations and will end all wars.

Don't Stop Believing comes on.

Guy 1- "Gather the people, its our song!"
The whole fucking world- "Just a small town girl...!"

by Brostar December 3, 2009

You don't say?

Really?

- Hey, did you hear? Jack got aids!
- You don't say?

by IchigoFB October 15, 2009