Brett

Brett a typical guy who’s chill. He’s probably one of the most swag guys you’ll meet in his term’s “thuggin thuggin”

Guy: you’re pretty cool brett
Brett: I’m thuggin thuggin 😎

by Dousek February 22, 2022

Brett

The name brett is very rare for people to be called when brett’s are born they will be born with. A 21 inch cock n they often smack bludclart s called Connor conner are known to ave no gyal on der phone lil gays n over all bretts are da best BMT

Wus b nowt nowt why u got a tree trunk in ya joggers brett I ain’t let me see blud clart got sent to Australia we the force of that comein out

by D0gface1212 June 6, 2021

Brett newton

Bus Driver who cannot run to on-time schedule who is always rude and never on time

Brett newton is a rude Bus Driver

Newcastle transport he works for

by He06$111929 December 30, 2024

Brett newton

Never on time always run late driving the bus

Always runs like never on time doesn’t know how to drive a bus shouldn’t be a driver everyone should report him Brett newton is a AM Bus Driver at Hamilton depot

by He06$111929 December 30, 2024

Brett

the victim of getting universally fucked in every possible scenario ever by a faceless entity with no weaknesses and every strength and not realizing youre fucked until youre food.

the act of paying taxes as dictated by your government

don't get bretted by the CRA bud

watch this lion pulling a brett on that squirrell

theres always a bigger shark waiting to turn you into brett

by ShadowThrone 420 & Janath June 22, 2025

Brett J

Australian conman who typically engages in deviant sexual behavior with men and women alike. He pretends to be an heir to King Ranch Australia and claims he has millions of dollars to swindle his victims into believing he is wealthy, while using several fake aliases. He is so unliked that he even has an entire Facebook page dedicated to him in his honor, Stop Brett Joseph.

Brett J is a pathetic Australian conman who should be stopped.

by Rebecca S89 November 3, 2025

Brett-job

Consume 2 chilly pops and then regurgitate the chili pops as lubrication for oral sex to be performed on one’s sister.

Brett was so shitfaced he gave everyone a Brett-job

by Pagelover67 January 7, 2026