A term describing a hypothetical 'Uncle' figure. In humorous anecdotes the estranged uncle may be cited as a family member whose life is too random to be true, and is thus hilarious.
Generally used as an inside joke, and as an alternative to "thats what she said".
Generally used as an inside joke, and as an alternative to "thats what she said".
"I visited my estranged uncle of eight years- the lion taming pentecostal evangelist- yesterday."
or
On TV I saw my estranged jazz percussionist uncle asking a Bachelorette to marry him with the promise of years of flowers and tamborine solos. She said maybe.
or
On TV I saw my estranged jazz percussionist uncle asking a Bachelorette to marry him with the promise of years of flowers and tamborine solos. She said maybe.
by someguyfromabbotsford August 4, 2009
Get the Estranged Unclemug. by Mcdlxxi May 3, 2015
Get the Uncle bodmug. An adult male who hangs around playgrounds with no children of his own.
Often only there staring at children and their Mothers.
Often suspected of being a sexual predator by the parents of children.
If you see one in the wild do not leave your children unattended.
Often only there staring at children and their Mothers.
Often suspected of being a sexual predator by the parents of children.
If you see one in the wild do not leave your children unattended.
Two Mom's in the park with kids. One says to the other.
"That creepy Playground Uncle is over by the swing set again. "
"That creepy Playground Uncle is over by the swing set again. "
by ChanceOmatic December 22, 2017
Get the Playground Unclemug. 1. a boyfriend who is alot older than you, but not quite old enough to be your dad
e.g. a 22 year old dating a 36 year old
2. Usually used to in the situation when you are unsure as to whether the person in question is a boyfriend or an uncle
3. The male version of a cougar
e.g. a 22 year old dating a 36 year old
2. Usually used to in the situation when you are unsure as to whether the person in question is a boyfriend or an uncle
3. The male version of a cougar
"No way ... That's her boyfriend? I thought he was her uncle"
"Yeah, he's totally an uncle boyfriend'
"Yeah, he's totally an uncle boyfriend'
by No1 Greg Hater October 26, 2009
Get the Uncle Boyfriendmug. An Asian man who is White Washed and know nothing about his culture or have self hatred for being Asian, an Asian Woman who is White Washed would be called an Aunt Chong.
by lm3561 April 10, 2015
Get the Uncle Chongmug. 1. Not usually the tallest of people; bald headed; generally angry.
2. Favorite saying: GAWD-DAMNIT
3. Consumes lots of alcohol.
4. Seems to have a bit of a MAN-JINA
2. Favorite saying: GAWD-DAMNIT
3. Consumes lots of alcohol.
4. Seems to have a bit of a MAN-JINA
by Dicknasty69 August 17, 2016
Get the Uncle shanemug. When a female sits on a mans penis facing away from him while he puts lit sparklers in her her vagina while he waves small american flags in his hands; sex position specifically supposed to be performed on 4th of july.
by carcassxcutter July 10, 2010
Get the Uncle Slammug.