One who enjoys shopping at ShopRite and traveling all across Connecticut, New York, New Jersey, Pennsylvania, Delaware and Maryland, especially for food to order.
by Ohio River East November 1, 2021

by Opgoducks October 16, 2020

I’ve got all I need and I’m ready to go.
I believe it may have started with a cask of wine, as it has a handle and is ready to go!
I believe it may have started with a cask of wine, as it has a handle and is ready to go!
by Ziggywiggle April 21, 2022

What Jonathon Swift's "pygmies and giants" book should really be named, since you'd have to be outrageously naive to actually believe any of the crap that he relates.
If it would be possible to find someone who genuinely thought that the "Gullible's Travels" book was based on true events, you could likely also get him to swallow two additional "fanfic" chapters wherein the book's narrator also was able to assume ownership of the Brooklyn Bridge and establish a homestead in the Florida swamplands.
by QuacksO April 10, 2022

by BlitzBerries June 7, 2024

by Skleetums August 20, 2016

To sell Chocolate, door to door to become rich enough, to take out a mom and her daughter on a date to Fancy restaurant under the sea in the Bikini Bottom.
Used in Sentence.
SpongeBob: Quick Patrick, without thinking, if you could have anything in the world right now, what would it be?
Patrick: Uhh...more time for thinking.
Sponge Bob: No, something real, an item, something you would pay for. Patrick: A chocolate bar?
Sponge Bob: That’s a great idea, Patrick! We’ll be TRAVELING CHOCOLATE-BARS SALESMAN.
SpongeBob: Quick Patrick, without thinking, if you could have anything in the world right now, what would it be?
Patrick: Uhh...more time for thinking.
Sponge Bob: No, something real, an item, something you would pay for. Patrick: A chocolate bar?
Sponge Bob: That’s a great idea, Patrick! We’ll be TRAVELING CHOCOLATE-BARS SALESMAN.
by HeroicYoungLad October 5, 2017
