teddy bear mom

a mom who is overly concerned with her kid's bedtime

"yo, my mom made me go to bed at like 8pm last night, so I missed the game"

"dang, you missed a good one - she's such a teddy bear mom!"

by RorosDad February 28, 2025

Teddy

Definitely the type of guy that eats ass for a living

Did you hear about that guy being an asshole? He has to be a Teddy

by PiggyInABlankry November 23, 2021

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by Adujasty343 May 25, 2025

[Old Teddy]

A mysterious, creepy man

Would you tell your friends if you slept with an Old Teddy?

by Vera12345 August 4, 2008

Teddy bear

When one shits, then shaves pubic hair before flushing.

Laid a mad teddy bear for the real estate.

by B-ry. June 11, 2018

Zeddy Teddy

Zeddy Teddy

Hi Zeddy Teddy

by Ew2412011 August 27, 2023

Teddy

The male version of a Karen

"they can't hear me because they're listening to kids bop."
"nobody likes teddy."
"calm down. calm down."

by An asian with thick bones. November 20, 2019