shat your shot

A play on "Shoot your shot" when asking someone out, to "shat your shot" means you asked the person out, but you botched it with the result that you were rejected.

You "shat your shot" when you botch a proposal to ask someone on a date. For example, saying the wrong name.

:::Asking out Becky:::
"Hi! I was wondering if you wanted to go to the movies, Cindy."
You just shat your shot.

by The Languager October 28, 2023

shat day

National shat day occurs on December 22nd. It’s one day of the year that Shat is formally recognized by her friends and is treated like royalty.

Shat day is the best day!

Let’s celebrate shat day by telling her how much we appreciate her!

by shedaddylol December 22, 2020

what the shat

Is another way of saying "what the fuck", or "what the shit".

What the shat she was talking about me?

by NotPrats February 27, 2025

Chit Shat

A chit-chat (or informal conversation) where the participants talk shit, often due to intoxication.

"Hey, *hic* you know time is a flat circle"
"Ya chit shattin' m8"

by Mordis September 18, 2018

shat

shart without the “r”

me: u smell like a shat
them: nice
me: yeah

by foofooyay May 7, 2022

shat

poop

i shat myself

by tiger canada May 9, 2022

Shat

A consequence from eating taco bell.
or
Disposed of shit; Defecated.

1: I had some really bad taco bell last night.
2: Really?
1: Yes. I shat so hard my house almost collapsed.

by nonexistentturtle January 3, 2023