sea potato

A fat ass manatee. Like so fat Honey Boo Boo's mom would tell it to eat a salad.

Could also be a swimming McDonalds customer.

"What is that? A Godzilla sized shit?"
"Nah man, that's a fucking sea potato. It's probably binge watching Netflix and crying into a pillow right now."

by PRAISE THE LAWD May 2, 2016

Sea Serpent

A stool that protrudes from the water ala Loch Ness

He left a sea serpent in the toilet.

by sd louder January 9, 2020

Sea Cave

A cavern filled with water located in a body of water, typically in an ocean

Hey I recently went to a sea cave and it was filled with coral and fish

by Lucid-bean882 January 14, 2020

Sea hippy

A sea hippy is a guy who is obsessed with the sea.

My dad is a sea hippy and so are my brothers.

by Sea hippy May 30, 2020

Sea Ottoring

Too stay in one place waiting for the ladies to come to you.

In the wild sea otters stay near food sources waiting for females to pass by in order to mate.

I be sea Ottoring by the DJ waiting for the ladies to come to me.

by Tuguit August 25, 2020

Crystal Sea

Crystal Sea is an amazing woman full of depth and integrity. She holds you close but also has the ability to teach you lessons by pushing you away from the comfort of being stagnant. She has multi- faucets and is always evolving. Crystal Sea is as the Ocean; pulled like tides by the Moon. You will most likely fall head over heels for her and lose your breath.

She is usually referred to as 'Sea'.

Don't be fooled by her appearance. There is a lot going on in there.

I wish I were near Crystal Sea.

by SphericalNonsense October 19, 2020

freedom of the seas.

a fucking awesome cruise ship with food, bitches, foreign skanks, and loads of space to fuck.

A: how was your vacation?
B: i went on freedom of the seas.
A: how many girls you fucked?

by jjrsuhk February 11, 2012