Sea Cunt

Oceanic creatures with vaginas

Look at that sharks sea cunt

by Squidwards Bitch September 22, 2017

sea potato

A fat ass manatee. Like so fat Honey Boo Boo's mom would tell it to eat a salad.

Could also be a swimming McDonalds customer.

"What is that? A Godzilla sized shit?"
"Nah man, that's a fucking sea potato. It's probably binge watching Netflix and crying into a pillow right now."

by PRAISE THE LAWD May 2, 2016

Sea dog

The official name for the seal found locally in San Diego California answers with a honking sound. Brown, leathery, and loves the ocean.

hey mom can we go see the sea dogs today they sound so cute

by anonymous December 19, 2020

Sea kloof

When the doctor takes your foreskin and puts it on your balls for extra cushioning

Hey bro u needa get a sea kloof

by #chisolms better October 12, 2021

Sea Coconut

A nut where God was horny when he created it.

Sea Coconuts' seeds look like female butts, and its plant's reproductive organ looks phallic. God sure was horny.

by userhandlegoeshere October 29, 2021

Sea Parrot

Pembrokeshire slang for a Puffin.

They eat those sea parrots in Iceland you know.

by SeaParrot September 12, 2021

Sea shneeedle

Bottom feeder, goes well when fried up to create a crispy sea shneedle

Lovely sea shneeedle that

by Angry turkey July 5, 2021