buffalo rub

The act of of one mentally retarded person rubbing his shit riddled ass on one non-retarded person's face leaving a brownish hue on the recipients face.

I can't believe Blake gave Mary a buffalo rub for her birthday.

by Wild Buffalo Rub Bill October 9, 2014

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Rub Hub

The female equivalent to a ‘wank bank’

“Did you hear Janet got hit by a car yesterday? She’s in intensive care, they don’t know if she’s going to pull through.”

“That’s going straight in the rub hub...”

by Purpblebadgers October 17, 2018

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Rubbing the casket

dating / having sex with an old person

Did you hear? John's new girlfriend is like 67 years old. Hes really rubbing the casket!

by legnA2012 August 26, 2011

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Vietnamese Rub

Sex maneuver in which a man gets a hand job from a VERY old woman.

Hey, your grandmother knows how to bake cookies and deliver a good Vietnamese rub.

by SilvaBlitz February 5, 2014

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Rub Rash

When you have sexual intercourse and your too dry going in but keep going in anyways creating a rash on your dick.

Damn, look at that rash on Steve's dick, he must have rub rash.

by Boo The Guru October 2, 2016

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caribou rub

Alaskan Hand Job

Man I as sitting my this Eskimo girl in the movie theater. All of a sudden she leans over and unbuttons my pants. She pulled out my cock and started giving me a caribou rub.

by k75Northwest October 1, 2010

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